The Not Happy Thread

I apologize for sounding like a basket case, all right? I just feel it's necessary to vent at times.

 

Remapping your keyboard shouldn't have a thing to do with the registry.

In a related story, never, ever, ever mess with your computer's registry. That's super duper deep coding of how your computer computes. Fuck with files there, and your PC might never turn on again.

 

No, if you're a touch typist it will work. If you you're a sight typist it won't.

 

Don't apologize to him. You vent. You vent all you want.

 

Then let them. Sounds like you need to find some better people to share your life with. When people gripe and moa, just smile at them, drives them mad.

Me too!

 

But you're not looking when you hit the keys so the problem isn't the symbol written on the key, it's its position on the keyboard?

*scratches head*

 

Well Sheen did come out today and say he was HIV positive. He then went on to say that almost every woman he slept with he used a condom and they knew about his condition beforehand. Apparently he did sleep with two women without a condom, even with them knowing his condition, but he has been paying his doctors to give them care and checks for the virus. He also said the same about one of his ex-gf porn stars. Whether I believe him, I don't know. Is there really that many women out there that would sleep with someone HIV positive, just because they are a major celebrity and they are getting paid for it? It just sounds crazy to me.

 

Exactly!

My finger thinks a key is in a particular place, so if I move it to where my finger thinks it is, problem solved.

Whereas, if I need to look at the keys, my brain will force me to press the key with the desired character... which it won't be if I've swapped them.

 

But but but... if you're not looking, your finger is hitting the key where it things apostrophe is, and getting semi-colon. You're going to put an apostrophe symbol on the semi-colon key. So your fingers are still going to type a semi-colon when you want an apostrophe unless you look at the keys? Which you won't, because you're a touch typist?

Edit: No, wait! Even if you look at the keys you're still going to type the wrong one with the new arrangement. So this will make you wrong both when touch AND sight typing?

You know what I'm not happy about? THAT MY BRAIN DOESN'T GET THIS.

 

I always envisioned @OurJud as a touchy feely guy.

 

Don't tell him what to do. He can apologize as much as he wants.

 

Actually, yeah, remapping the keyboard is the only way to fix the chronic typo-ing @OurJud is doing. ...Y'know. Or he could just learn where the damn keys actually are.

Disregard my suggestion of flipping the keys around. All that would do is ... flip the keys around. You'd be pressing apostrophe, getting semicolon, but your keyboard would swear you pressed apostrophe. <.<

I am dumb.

 

Or return your keyboard and buy another one like your old one! If you search hard enough I'm sure you can find one online.

 

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that

 

Somebody has a cru-u-sh.

 

Yes how you touchy feely your keyboard...NO I'm not hitting on you!

 

I don't know what you're doing over there, but most of us do not molest our keyboards.

 

As it happens I'm not a touch-typist. I have to look while I'm typing words, but I've become familiar enough with the position of most punctuation characters so that I don't need to look.

 

So two of Sheen's ex-goddesses, have come out and said already that Sheen never told them he was HIV positive, and that he used lamb skin condoms which do not prevent the spread of the disease. They did however say they have been tested and that they are both not HIV positive, and one of the women, Natalie Kenly is not going to pursue legal action towards him. What a piece of shit.

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/bree-olson-disputes-charlie-sheens-claim-that-he-181518907.html

 

I didn't know lamb skin condoms were a thing. They shouldn't be a thing.

 

Yeah they are something that is generally used by people that are allergic to latex.

 

Porn Star: Are you sure you've got a condom on Charlie? It doesn't really look like it.
Charlie Sheen: Sure I have, that bare looking penis, it's actually covered by a sheath of lamb skin.
*shudder.

 

'...mint sauce all over my titties, you bastard.'

 

My head hurts something awful (thank you allergies, I'm so not amused ), so I can't even try to write even though I want to.

 

Yeah allergies and sinuses suck so bad. I have to blow my nose so many times a day I couldn't even put a number on it. Thank goodness it has been awhile since I had a serious head ache! My hopes are with you that it goes away soon! Take some aspirin and drink some caffeine, that's basically what is in most head ache medicines.