The Not Happy Thread

There is no escape.

 

Nobody get's out of this world alive!

 

They're dissing vampires over in the "worst opening lines" thread.

How dare they ...

 

Yeah, because of BS like this and what I already went through. Sorry I don't fit perfectly into your box. #SorryNotSorry

 

Of course we do! In fact, you're just the guy I want to see right now. Here, please stand in front of me. Now let me get my face close to yours...

Want to know what I'm feeling? I've got a lot of things to do within a week and I'm not sure if I can do it all, much less do a good job at it. Want to know how I'm really feeling on the inside, though? Do you?

OK.

This is how I'm feeling on the inside.

<inhales>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

 

I don't even get that date and have-sex-with thing!

No but seriously. Making real friends as an adult is actually really hard. With the internet, I think it's become easier 'cause sometimes internet friends eventually become irl friends, but I think a lot of deep friendships are forged in childhood. When you're an adult, most adults seem to actually have their own circles of BFFs and getting into that "circle" is difficult.

Having said that, I've made friends even in adulthood via work and hobbies. Not BFF level friends, but people I'd still call friends. My only BFF is my hubby and to be honest, that's all I need 'cause it's just super awesome when your significant other is also your best friend.

So maybe you could start a new hobby or something. Maybe even make friends here on WF.

 

Spent nearly an hour trying to clean my bedroom windows... only to realize the cloth marks actually made it dirtier.

 

Tractor has a busted front axle. Have to do the whole yard with the push mower. All 4 acres.

 

Get an ox or horse or whatever.

 

I wanted to have cream cheese and bagels. And we're out of cream cheese.

 

I'm sick at the moment and not in the mood to write.

 

Eating people seems like a good idea again. This is the strongest indicator that this new medication dose is not working for me.

 

Um, I enjoy your hilarity, but, from a distance. Don't come any closer.

 

Hmmm, if you start going to the Deep web and looking up recipes and for people willing to sell themselves as food, then you need to check yourself in.

 

You could mow about one acre and leave the rest to become 'habitat.' That's the excuse I use. Bee-friendly. Wildlife haven. And when you get your axle fixed, you can say the experiment in creating 'habitat' was far too successful, and you're going back to lawn. It's not what you do, it's the schtick that goes with it.

 

I dunno. Aren't you or William fond of big bushes?

 

I don't think they are a '70s couple.

 

What? As in, like actual hedges? I wasn't referring to that. It was a pun. Are you punning of my pun or what?

 

I thought you were talking about pubic hair.

 

I was. But it seemed like you changed the meaning. Otherwise, what was your comment supposed to mean? I don't understand how time has anything to do with people enjoying pubic hair.

 

In the 70's no one trimmed. It was the era of au naturale.

 

Ah. I remember reading about that actually. Somewhere. Just references.

 

Now I really feel old. Pubic hair style as an age indicator.

 

Have some, @Oscar Leigh

 

In what sense? You think I'm trim? Ha. NO. I don't do more than facial and head hair.