The Not Happy Thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cogito, Nov 20, 2010.

  1. Necronox

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    I love cutting myself

    I love cutting into myself...

    I love cutting into these myself...


    Wait. Nop. Still makes me sound like a psycho....


    I enjoy watching them get cut and the liquid slowly ooze out.....


    Nop. Still not any better
     
  2. Some Guy

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    I'm mesmerized, by the patterns and fractals, the chaos created from physical law...

    Nah, gross stuff is cool. I just want to know what it looked like when it hit the wall.
     
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    Cat Face.jpe
     
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    creeepyyy. need a Thing85 crawling head over in "...Cooking" thread, good sir...
     
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    No video, sorry. A bit like this one, though, but not so pedestrian. There was pressure involved, a bit like a volcano.
     
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    Waking up every morning expecting to get shouted at is really tiresome.

    About half my work days are wonderful and makes me like what I do... then my co-worker gets there and I'm terrified for the rest of the day. Shit like that makes days feel at least twice as long! She ones commented that I always look grumpy at work. I fought hard not to tell her that I'm just really, really scared of her.

    I really need a new job but all jobs either requires 4 years of education, a drivers licence or they're just a few hours a week :dead:
     
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  7. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Evangelizing Athorist Contributor

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    Search youtube for "Operation Kill George". Same vein, definitely not for everyone, but quite nice if you're into that sort of thing. I also like "No more unicorn" by Dr. Lee.
     
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    I've joined this forum last week, and then, IDK, 2 days in, family had a family emergency and... I... posted a picture of myself and my 94 year old grandmother whom I share her house with and then she had a stroke (she never had one before)...
    Well...
    So 2 days in to my tenure here and a day or 2 after posting our photo from last year; she was taken seriously ill and... I've been going up the hospital everyday almost except Sunday where, I didn't know I could visit due to limits on amounts of people to visit and me not then knowing I could still be in the ward and hang around/so I didn't go Sunday.. and....


    Meetings of the seriously ill with doctors from what to do if her heart stops, and, palliative care if she gets any sicker (she is really unwell) and, then, waiting today to see how things look for her, since she made it and isn't dead, but if she gets any more ill, will be dead... SO I've had life changing stuff... and a week of crying and all of that and I'm not holding my breath until the doctor's see her on this new ward, which is this morning, before I know what's up.

    Let's just say, family bereavement, but also my nan/best friend/person whom I lived with in this big house in South London that is her....


    ...

    I love my Nan, don't always say things like that in my family, but, this week, I'm saying it.
    She can respond to her name and can hear you, but, :(, she suffered an infarct stroke and... She's 94 and...
    scary times.

    I'm not alone, I've got family flying in, I've got others in London, her next of kin/my mum/her only child and, yeah..

    I'm only now able to talk about it online, and... :(, yeah.
     
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  9. Iain Aschendale

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    Sympathetic like^^
     
  10. Bobby Burrows

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    The only hints I've said is...
    I want to be a stand up now...

    Because, before, I'd use a talking toilet to voice my shit to the world... but... I don't want to do that with my Nan, but I've got shit to say, so, I've got things I want to say, that only a stand up comic knows how, and, I'm trying to work on expressing myself in this medium which means, me penning observations and stuff.

    I've always used talking toilet as a mask, 'hide behind my talking toilet comic', but that's for idk, life - And, somehow, it seemed easier for me to vent with than doing stand up because, it's easier for me to write my toilet than write my bit...
    But I don't want a toilet to talk about this, because, I don't want it... and... So now, fate has pushed me towards wanting to work on my stand up.
     
  11. DK3654

    DK3654 Almost a Productive Member of Society

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    I have lost a couple pairs of earbuds recently in succession and I don't know why this is suddenly happening when I hadn't lost any for more than a year previously.
    At least they are cheap.
     
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    DK3654 Almost a Productive Member of Society

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  13. big soft moose

    big soft moose All killer, no filler. Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Just tell her to fuck off .. okay may be not literally, but I wouldn't tolerate being shouted at … that said you can't control whether she shouts at you, you can control your reaction, so may be concentrate on not being scared of her... really what can she do ? its not like she's going to assault you

    Bear in mind that she's behaving like this because she's insecure and probably threatened by your competence/looks/whatever... so when she shouts at you its her problem not yours.
     
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    Maybe when you're 8 you can apply down the warehouse?
     
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    To be the bearer of strange and odd tidings type news:
    There are people who actually have a fetish for that sort
    of thing.
    Not one of mine, but they do exist.
    And this is still harder to watch than the BME Pain Olympics.
    (Can't post it due to the graphic nature and nudity in it, but you
    can look that one up with a simple google search if you want to
    see that kinda insanity.) Good luck, have fun and stay safe. :)
     
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    Decades ago, I was a paramedic in an almost warzone, so I'm pretty much desensitised to the gore. I've unfortunately had to clean up humankind's descent into depravity on more than a few occasions. I am absolutely not into fetishising gore.
     
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    I was not implying that at all. Just sharing some strange and useless info is all.
    I have heard my fair share of war-zone stories, cause my brother in-law is a
    medic in the Army, so I can understand where you're coming from.
    It takes a special kind of strange to enjoy those types of things in that fashion.
     
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  18. John-Wayne

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    There are times I wish I could draw.. at lest sketch... got some cool imagery in my head but no way of putting it to paper. :( .

    Speaking of which, I need a cover for KoA. :p
     
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    :superidea:
    :supergrin:
    Parody Cover Design.jpg
     
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    John-Wayne Madman with a pen in hand Contributor

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    WTF..... :superlaugh:
     
  21. Wreybies

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    Oh, insomnia... You're like an annoying online presence, trying to be noticed, seeking your moment of "iconoclasm" (as if such a thing can be found in digital form). I ignore you and ignore you and yet there you are.
     
  22. Link the Writer

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    Venting time! :D

    Just got a lot on my mind:

    • Morning routine thrown out of whack.

    • Hole exploding.

    • Nothing to do at the office so I’m bored as ****.

    • The only other person in the lab might be called over to help Panama City due to Michael (unlikely, though) so that’s worrisome, having the run the whole thing myself.

    • I think I’m drinking too much again. Sure, two beers and a glass of wine over the course of a week isn’t that big of a deal, but it kind of is to me. D:
     
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    On that note, I'm off to bed "To sleep – perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub…" Here's hoping...
     
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    Sometimes a quick rub can help one get to sleep. Just sayin'...
     
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    I feel ya on the insomnia front.
     
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