The Not Happy Thread

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  1. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    I never found the BFG that useful on account of how much ammo it ran through - I got better results doing most of my fighting with a pulse weapon and rockets
     
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  4. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Nothing quite says "Sorry old bean", like creating and cauterizing the wounds of your enemy
    all at the same time. :p

    Be much more effective to beat them to death with a red hot iron rod. :superidea:
     
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  5. John-Wayne

    John-Wayne Madman Extradinor Contributor

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    OH man!!! almost got myself in some big trouble today... I think I bruised My DM's ego when I said how much deeply respect my Pharmacy Manager and that he was a true leader to follow...LOL... also I had a hard time not laughing or smiling in amusement when he spoke about his leadership abilities.

    His abilities are... a computer said this is how it should be ran and he said "OKay," Corporate Shill through and through... him and my Assistant Frost Store manager. LOL. Good Coporate lap dogs, fuck me... I will be so happy when the day comes... and I can leave wretched retail... just gotta hold on for one year, then I am 5 year and get a massive pay boost then it's off to college once again to get my BS.
     
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  6. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I decided to bid the local Fet community farewell.
    Kinda painful, but easy, since I am alone in my
    interests and no point in bothering with just being
    a support column with no other purpose than to
    be just that.
    Besides you guys let me be me, and talk to me,
    and stuff. Thanks for being more open minded,
    than those who claim to be as much. :)

    So it sucks when don't have anyone to turn to
    in that category, much less when you can't use
    your knowledge for anything in a practical application.
    No point in wasting something on those that don't
    have any thoughts of expansion, beyond which
    wood paddle or whip to use next.
     
  7. Mark Burton

    Mark Burton Fried Egghead Contributor

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    Office politics, gotta love it! It's walking on eggshells, and then you lose focus for a moment and you've got egg on your face, along with bits of shell. You can't even make a tasty omelette out of that.
     
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    Very supportive ... of an insurgency!
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Cave Troll

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    Thanks, but not that kinda Fett. :p
    Fetish community is what I was referring.
     
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    Mark Burton Fried Egghead Contributor

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    I was having some fun at your expense. Clearly too soon.
     
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    There you go, dismissing the bounty hunter role play community again.

    WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I know.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    "As you wish, Lord Vader" :p
     
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    I have become Darth Editedious
     
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    Oops - thought this was the happy thread o_O
     
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    Mark Burton Fried Egghead Contributor

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    No chance of that with those curves. I really must attend the next Con.
     
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    :supergrin:
    Donuts Ho.jpg
     
  18. Mark Burton

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    I see you got a photo of me at my last Con. To borrow from Obelix, my chest's slipped a bit. But I'm still as graceful and nimble as a cat, on a hot tin roof.
     
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  19. Cave Troll

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    That sounds like fun. :p
    I have never been, though I don't like big crowds either.
     
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    :superlaugh:

    BTW... Nice creepy avatar
     
  21. Some Guy

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    Her breastplate is too small. (Not that I'm complaining)
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    No
    Nonsense! As long as she's fighting a mammophile, she gains in initiative what she loses in armor protection.
     
  23. Some Guy

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    Is that a hit points thing! How many 'hit-ons' she can deflect.
     
  24. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    The now-apparently defunct Dragon Magazine used to have a comic in the back called What's New: With Phil and Dixie. One of the comics had featured something like "What D&D Would be Like in Real Life." I couldn't find the whole comic, but it had points like "Strap a cinderblock to each section of your arms and legs, then several to your torso. This is what it's like to wear plate armor," and "Tie 53 live cats to your body and take a cold shower. This approximates the damage you take from losing one hit point."

    The relevant point, though, was the picture of Dixie in typical Boris Vallejo heroine armor. I think a single image should be okay, but I'll spoiler wrap it because it features a buxom cartoon character dressed like Princess Leia. And not in a long white robe.

    [​IMG]

    Boba (shouldn't the one we know be "Bobo Fett"?) Fett(rix) above has similar assets advantages to Dixie....
     
  25. Some Guy

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    But, but, but... where'd her breastplate go?
     
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