The Not Happy Thread

This thread has 300 pages more pages than The Happy Thread.

 

I didn't even know the Happy Thread existed until a couple minutes ago. Should've guessed there'd be such a thing, I suppose.

 

chronic left nostril bloody

 

What does Happy mean, anyway? That's not a real word, is it?

 

Nada. I don’t trust them. Aside from the potential hackers I mentioned, I’ve heard too many stories about Amazon applying unauthorized charges to someone’s credit card. 95% of what I order on Amazon is books, so I don’t understand why they’d give you such grief.

 

That belongs in the useless fact thread.

 

^ Maybe he's unhappy about it?

 

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My sister is probably leaving today, and while I'm looking forward to having my space all to myself, I'm also unsure of how I'll feel once it's just me here. I'm generally okay with being alone, but I'm also an anxious pile of noodles, so I don't know.

There are times when I don't want to be alone, and when you live by yourself, well, you don't have a choice.

 

It's defined only by its opposite.

 

How about a housewarming party? You get to baptize your new residence with some good vibes from friends, etc and then your friends clean up the mess for you (in a fantasy scenario ). Then it feels more intimate to you and to them when they meet you again there.

 

Definitely gonna have a housewarming when I get all the way settled. Gotta get a couch, haha.

My desk chair and another purchase arrived today. It's getting better?

 

Yes, but for those times, there's always hard liquor.

 

Why would I want to be drunk by myself?

 

Get drunk enough and special friends might show up. Nobody else can see them...

 

You might not. It's just my blanket cure for downer situations. I don't actually promote sad drinking or drinking as a solution to depression. It was more of a bit.

 

Un-sad is nyt a word.

 

Neither is nyt.

 

Yeah, but it is nicer on the teeth. The metal bits hurt like a SOB.

 

Not everyone is a stallion like you, my darling.

 

Nyt pavruski

 

Dude, I can't understand that, I don't speak Russian.

 

"For everything else, there is google translate."
Now pavruski

"mon joq loDHom, mon 'ej joq"

 

Actually I did check with a translator, which tells me Niet Pavruski means 'do not speak Russian'.

I'm afraid to see what yours means...