The Not Happy Thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cogito, Nov 20, 2010.

  1. Aaron Smith

    Aaron Smith Banned Contributor

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    Use chlorhexidine.
     
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  2. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

    Friedrich Kugelschreiber Full-time hooman bean. Contributor

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    What do you have against hydrogen peroxide? :-D
    I like watching the bloodstain fizz and bubble when you pour the hydrogen peroxide onto the fabric. It's like magic.
     
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  3. Aaron Smith

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    Yeah, it's a chemical reaction that you probably don't want to take place on your skin.
     
  4. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

    Friedrich Kugelschreiber Full-time hooman bean. Contributor

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    Oh, I'm strictly talking about clothing that has been removed from the body, operated on in the laboratory/laundry room. Blood on the skin is easily washed off with water anyway.
     
  5. Aaron Smith

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    Ah sorry I thought we were talking about body disposal.
     
  6. Rzero

    Rzero Reluctant voice of his generation Contributor

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    "But that's normal, ain't it, Norman?"
     
  7. big soft moose

    big soft moose The Moderating Moose Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    it's orange once you wash it three or four times
     
  8. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll What do you mean, 'no more abductions'? :P Contributor

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    Life is a bowl of goddamn cherries...put one on top of my shit Monday.
     
  9. Historical Science

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    Americans love blowing shit up on holidays. My dog does not approve.
     
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    Nonsensical interruptions. I keep interrupting my own work to look at nonsensical stuff on the internet.
     
  11. Foxxx

    Foxxx The Debonair Contributor

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    Only four hours of work tomorrow.

    You can do it.

    Only four hours of work tomorrow.

    You can do it.

    Rain or shine.

    Hungover or not. Looks like I'm not drinking enough at once to put me to bed, so I'm going to have to quadruple the dose.

    I'm sorry Mister Liver.
     
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  12. Aaron Smith

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    I've never understood the appeal of fireworks. I like to think that aliens visit Earth once every year, on New Years eve, and they interpret the fireworks as a message to stay away.
     
  13. Foxxx

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    Yep, anti-alien flak devices. I won't tell you how I know this, but they're working.
     
  14. Aaron Smith

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    The 4th of July celebrates the US' independence of aliens. Preach!
     
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    Foxxx The Debonair Contributor

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    I am just glad to converse with another human being right now.

    I can't sleep until my face is numb and the Earth's spin becomes conscious.
     
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    This. Is. Our. INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!
     
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    MURICAAA', FUCK YEAH.
     
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  18. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

    Friedrich Kugelschreiber Full-time hooman bean. Contributor

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  19. Foxxx

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    Lmaooo, but replace King George with Pox.

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    EDIT: POUR SOME MORE SHOTS BABEHHHHH.
     
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  20. Foxxx

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    EDIT: I posted something similar in another thread, but I found out a roommate is taking food from my designated cupboard.

    So I've taped a sticky note to it that says "(insert my name's) Cupboard" with a smiley face. :)

    I know this because I found part of a wrapper on the kitchen floor that I *did not* leave there. I'm OCD, so I notice these things. In fact, I fucking KNOW these things. Whenever I eat those specific granola bars (which nobody else has, because I just fucking glanced through all the kitchen cupboards to double-check), I only open and eat them in my bedroom, in which I have my own mini garbage can. The only time I *EVER* eat them is when it's around midnight and I need a snack while I'm gaming. So I bring one back to my room *unopened* when I get a little hungry.

    Reminds me of the time my friends and I got caught drinking in middle-school when my friend's dad realized there were 23 beers instead of 24. It was wild, but as a fellow sufferer of OCD, it makes perfect sense now.

    "Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning." - Feldmarschall Erwin Rommel

    Oh, the Afrika Corps is freaking ready, mein herr. Nothing escapes my mother-effing vigilance, Amerikanischer schweine.

    I hate being Mister Nice Guy at first, because that makes me a target to get taken advantage of. Don't get me wrong, I get it. I've had those same urges. Oh, he won't miss this! But I will freaking miss it, asslicker. I *will* know if you take from me, whether it comes out to 5 pennies or 5 dollars. Get fucked.

    Don't let it happen again. Or else I'm going to have to be an absolute dick. And you won't like that what-so-mother-effing-ever. Because I don't like that. Which makes it even worse.

    Now I have all the reason in the world to replace my room's door-knob with one from Home Depot / Lowe's that has a lock-and-key. Break that trust in 6 seconds, have fun re-earning that trust over 6 months.

    Fucker.

    Uh, I mean, "This is my cupboard only. Thanks- Have a good day! :-D"
     
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  21. Historical Science

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    July 4th will be a rough one. I'm pretty sure my town already cancelled their fireworks so all the more reason for people to blast shit off in their yards. It's definitely my dog's least favorite day.

    It's also my birthday. And I'll be 30. :eek:
     
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    So alienated from myself, I rejoice there's much to find out about myself. If only the sadness of not knowing what I am made of would leave me.
     
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  23. Link the Writer

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  24. Cave Troll

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    Might be a bit chilly, but Enceladus is nice I hear. :)
    (I would have suggested Mars due to it bieng closer,
    but it doesn't have an ocean of water.) :p

    Yeah, I know the world is going bonkers right now,
    but things will be ok.
    :supersmile::friend:
     
  25. The Dapper Hooligan

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    Should check out Mercury, then. Far closer and just a tad warmer in some places, with glaciers worthy of a ski holiday in others.
     
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