TORANA IS FAMOUS! NOW, ON YOUR KNEES UNWORTHY COWARDS!!! SHOW YOUR RESPECT!!! LOL! Sorry Tor, I couldn't help it! I hope you're having a great day!
Well that is wht they call me Princess you know. I am just so loved by so many people! Perfection is all I can say, pure perfection! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yeah right And I'm not sure about better, but not worse And like Cobra said BOW BEFORE ME FOOLS! BAHAHAHAHAHA lol erm....hi I need my rock back now ><
Hmmm...baiting the Tor-miester! Torana being baited! Tor-a-ding-a-ding-ding! Tor-ama in the pink dress! Tor-nado! Tor-mentor being Tor-mented! Torana! Tormarino-o-o! The Toratollah is just a hallucination of the Banzarino! EDIT: Damn, I hope they show Saturday Night Live in the land of Kangaroos!
OMG! It's the best comedy skit show EVER! This is from a character known as "The Copy Guy" played by Rob Schneider. I will have to see if I can find a video of it to show you. It would be sooooooo much funnier if you knew what I was talking about.
It's early. My eyes are itchy with hayfever. I don't have my lenses in yet. Which might be why I read the title of this thread wrong. I thought it said The Official Home of Torana Beating. And to think I brought this stick for nothing...
Richmeister Richmeister.....Rob Schneider Randy.....Kevin Nealon Steve.....Phil Hartman Young Richmeister.....MaCauley Culkin Sister Margaret.....Siobhan Fallon [ Randy enters the Copy Room ] Richmeister: Ran-dyyy! The Rand-man! Randatollah! Randy: Hi, Richard. Just making some copies. Richmeister: Alright! The Rand Old Opry, makin' copies! Randy: It's nice to see you, too, Richard. Richmeister: The Randster! Randomly selected for your listening pleasure! Randy: That's a new one. I like that one. Richmeister: Ran-dyy! Likin' the new one! The Great Randino-o-o-o! Randy: Now, that one I've heard before. [ exits ] Richmeister: The Randipulator. Doesn't realize how hard it is coming up with new names. The Complain-meister! [ Steve enters ] The Steve-inator! Steve: Rich! The Richmeister! Richmeister: Second Lieutenant Steve, of the 82nd Airborne Division! Steve: [ laughing ] What?? Richmeister: Ste-e-eve! Steve: Hey, Rich, I've got to ask you something. This has been bothering me for a long time.. I mean.. have you always been this way, you know, with the "Name Thing"? [ The Richmeister stares into space, wondering ] Rich? Where you going, buddy? Richmeister: The Rich-man, about to have a flashback! El backo de flasho! [ The Richmeister drifts off, as the scene fades into a flashback of his childhood, sitting at his desk in the back of the Catholic school classroom ] Young Richmeister: Tim-my! The Tim-meister! Sharpenin' his pencil! Timmy: [ sharpening his pencil ] Hey, Rich. I'm out of lead. Young Richmeister: No lead for the Tim Man! Tim-o-rama! Timmy: See ya, Rich. [ walks back to his desk ] Young Richmeister: Ti-i-im! [ Cindy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Alright! Cindy! The Cindstress! Cindy: Hi, Rich. Young Richmeister: Cindereta Cindita! The Class Babe! Makin' her pencils sharp! Sharpatollah! [ Cindy returns to her desk, as Froggy approaches the pencil sharpener ] Froggy! The Frogginator! The Guy with the Warts! Froggy: Leave me alone. Young Richmeister: Frogman! The Guy Who Likes to Eat the Paste! Frog-o-rama! Froggy: [ annoyed ] Shut.. up! Young Richmeister: Froggy, gettin' mad! Froggarino! [ Froggy returns to his desk ] Sister Margaret: Now, Class, remember we were discussing the Battle of Bunker Hill. Now, it was George Washington's belief that if he could.. Young Richmeister: [ interrupting ] George! George of the Jungle! Sister Margaret: [ angry ] Richard! Young Richmeister: Baron George van Washeimer! Sister Margaret: Okay, Richard Laymer, maybe you would like to tell us what George Washington beleived he could achieve at the Battle of Bunker Hill? Young Richmeister: Alright! Sister Margaret, askin' me questions! Sister Margaret: [ stern ] We're all waiting. Young Richmeister: The Nunster! Nun-o-rama! Nu-u-un! Sister Margaret: [ grabs a ruler and walks toward Richard's desk ] Give me your hand. Young Richmeister: The Young Rich-man sincerely apologizes! Sister Margaret: [ towering over Young Richmeister ] I said give me your hand! Young Richmeister: Be assured, no more talkin' from the Rich-man! Promisita to the Nunnita! [ Young Richmeister realizes his fate is inevitable ] Oh, no! Disaster for the Rich-man! [ close-up of Young Richmeister's face as Sister Margaret swats his hand with the ruler ] Auugghhhh...!! [ flashback fades back into the modern-day Richmeister, still screaming ] Richmeister: ..Aauugghhhh..!! Steve: Rich! Rich, it's alright! You're okay! Richmeister: [ coming out of it ] Steve?! Steve: Yeah, you were daydreaming. Richmeister: [ dazed ] Steve-o? Steve: Yeah. You were mumbling something about Baron von George Washheimer? Richmeister: The Stevester! Steve: [ quickly looks at his watch ] Oh, hey, Rich.. I got to go pick up my kid at St. Catherine's. [ darts out of the Copy Room ] Richmeister: St Catherine's! [ remembers his flashback, and panics ] Ste-e-e-e-eve!! [ zoom out to fade ] SNL Transcripts
What kind of bait do you use in Torana baiting? Cos I'm thinking bardi-grubs might not be effective. Got plenty of earth worms but they can be a little difficult, and messy, to get on the hook. And I always find fish can suck 'em off the hook so maybe Toranas can too. And is there a size limit? If I catch a Torana, will I have to throw it back if its less than, say, 50 cms in length? And what weight line would you recommend? Hate to have the line snap when I've almost got that Torana into the boat. Wonder if a pair of fluffy dice would work?
