Don't think the thought hadn't crossed my mind. ^Has a dirty number in his screenname, but passes it off as the sign for cancer when he is called on it.
^ wishes he had found that Avatar before Carmina had, so he could pretend to be one of the four identical twins which were used to take the avatar picture.
^ wishes he was one of identical quadruplet females so he can make a killing in the porn industry with gay sibling porn.