The person above you

^ Has a nicer and much less photoshopped avatar now

 

^apparently doesn't think much of photoshop

 

^ is queen of photoshopping

 

^has no idea that I don't actually have Photoshop on this computer and that my avatars are all done with free software

 

^ has been known to give out her last $.

 

^ never buys software, has Photoshop on her home computer, and makes a lot of avatars

 

^has had the same beach-running avatar for a long time...people are going to think she lives at the beach

 

^ Is very picky about people's avatars

 

^suffers from mysterious back pain

 

^ Is indecisive about her avatars

 

^ is actually a hyper-evolved smilie bend on dominating the world one writing forum at a time.

 

^ has a very cool signature

 

^ has very good taste in music and quotes.


(Also is planning on using the swing in the picture to create a perpetual motion machine.)

 

^ Is determined to think I'm a mad scientist. And may or may not be right

 

^ is using this game as a means of determining whether or not I am actually James Bond (the arch nemesis of every evil scientist).

 

^ Is James Bond, obviously. And I'll have to kill him ASAP.

 

^ plans on revealing her diabolical plan before attempting to kill me in a very melodramatic, and excessively long manner. (With only three, inept gurads watching me.)

 

^ Thinks I'm an inexperienced killer. And he's wrong.

 

^ fails to realize, I got out of my handcuffs while she was reading this post.

 

^ Hasn't realized that there's a trap on the next alley

 

^ didn't realize that her previous post allowed my to avoid the trapped alley in question and ... *Rumpole/ James Bond stares as Lalis appears from behind holding a gun*

 

^ Gotcha. And I was going to let you off, since you seem like a nice person, but... OH! You misspelled my nickname! Nah, he has to go. *shoot*

 

^ will soon realize that I didn't mispell her name.

< thankful for a bulletproof tux.

 

^ Edited his post at precisely 1:00 PM, silly.

 

^ knows it was worth a shot.

^ lets me escape because word games would be boring otherwise.