The Person Below Me

*ponders for a bit* ....i guess so

TPBM thinks the next movie out of a book will make them barf

 

Most likely true. Ughhh....

TPBM has a shut-in cousin who also passes as a constantly shedding panda bear who ate too many rolaids after swallowing an entire bamboo stalk whole for a cheap college bet to pay off his roommate for the Doritos he stole. TPBM is also as long winded as I.

 

Nope

TPBM hates a lot of people

 

nope
TPBM is best friends with Micahel Jackson and Barney

 

No... Just, no...

TPBM actually liked the crappy movie Dogma was.

 

YES...Howd u no?? mud is soooooooooooo fun!!

TPBM eats cats

 

Nope, don't do that!

TPBM has an obsession with ninjas.

 

Naw, but they're awesome nonetheless

BARNEY He's totally my lover

TPBM loves Barney as much as I do.

 

False, I hate him...

TPBM is a bounty hunter during night.

 

How'd you know?!?! I'm a Twi'lekian bounty hunter in my dreams Call me Rabbit.

True or False - You actually know what a Twi'lekian is

 

Yes, a star wars race, duh! Also quite attractive...

TPBM likes star wars

 

well i don't hate it...but i'm really sick of it....thanks to my little bro
TPBM thinks that Jack Sparrow is awesome!!

 

Yes, great drunken pirate!

TPBM knows what a red-shirt is.

 

well if you literally mean a shirt that is red than yes, if its something beyond that no
TPBM knows who watches the watchmen

 

Uh...something to do with a student not competing for during an academic year???

TPBM would eat a hundred strawberry tarts in a competition if the prize was a kiss from the one girl he dreams of all day a long.

 

well i don't really want to kiss a girl...since i am a girl...so no
TPBM thinks David Cook is the coolest singer ever

 

Duh! He's so gonna perform at my wedding!

TPBM can turn dark chocolate into milk chocolate at the blink of an eye!

 

Why did I want to go all Star Wars on that answer

False! But I bet I could in my dreams.

TPBM thinks anything is possible if you can dream it up.

 

True!! Bick knows me well.

TPBM thinks love turns normal human beings into crazy senseless freaks.

 

yeah, but in a good way
TPBM thinks that Miley Cyrus is really irritating

 

True, but so is her Dad so it's not all her fault.

TPBM is an awesome tennis player!

 

No, I stink...

TPMN is a country singer! I hate country!

 

I wish.

TPBM hates the heat.

 

Yes. I prefer to be cold!

TPMB can read and knows what leet speak is. 1337!

 

True.

TPBM is one of the elite who uses leet speak.