The Person Below Me

Nah, I give up halfway


TPBM can shoot bubblegum out of his nose.

 

Yeah, I've done that a couple times.

TPBM ate the buttons off their own shirt once.

 

No. Not quite, maybe I chewed on one once...

TPBM will always fight a losing battle.

 

Yup, I charge windmills too.

TPBM is playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

 

Nope - I'm playing 0 degrees of Chocolate Chip Muffin (gotta love the ones withe two last names )

TPBM is a space alien on a mission to steal the earths' supply of "I can't believe it's not butter"

 

Never, but I can't vouch for for the safety of tim tams.

TPBM still has a heavy metal t shrt collection.

 

<cries> I only have one <cries> But the collection is going to be starting as I have a Tool t-shirt coming VERY SOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

TPBM wants to save me from a night of hell with family <please save me>

 

OK, this is what I do. Put them all in a room and lock the door .... from the outside.

TPBM is thinking of dying their hair.

 

thanks Rumpole

and nope, cause hair drying naturally is better for thy hair lol

TPBM really wants one of my famour Torana style coffee's

 

Yes I do and your constant teasing is why I'm thinking of holding the world's chocolate supply hostage. I put a hit out on 007 just in case he wants to try and get involved.

TPBM realizes that I've just had my third cup of coffee and is thinking I used too many grounds.

 

LOL yup

TPBM is going to have a great day

 

I think so. Same to you.

TPBM is actually working for British intelligence.

 

You know I can't answer that


TPBM watches Spongebob Squarepants

 

Only when I get up early enough and am not all zombie-fied from sleep.

TPBM lives in a subterranean research facility.

 

Nope that'd be cool though.

TPBM has ever used a chopstick to scratch their back

 

This is true - but sounds like a good idea!

TPBM does the Charelston to Ragtime bands every third Sunday.

 

Sounds like fun, but no.

TPBM Loves to listen to music and dance to it badly when no one is looking.

 

Well, every now and then...

TPBM can hear the thoughts of other people.

 

If only! Waitno. Scratch that I don't want to. that would be scary

TPBM Eats worms for breakfast.

 

Not this little birdy!

TPBM is making toast!

 

Not at this very moment, but that sounds nummy!

TPBM Loves to pet animals because their fur feels nice on your fingers.

 

Yes - that and because most animals are friendly and comforting, too.

TPBM is a super-sleuth solving a murder mystery, and is looking for the culprit here on WF!

 

Not really

Reads to much Agatha Christie and it has taken over the mind?

 

Nope, I haven't read a murder mystery in years, to tell the truth.

TPBM lives in a Styrofoam igloo.

 

How did you know?!?!

That would be cool, but no.

TPBM Eats only the marshmallows in the lucky charms.