The Person Below Me

howdee from the future guys, just so you know, we all turn purple in five years!! Oh and there's no more ham.

TPBM is dreaming of a pet moose

 

nope

TPBM is out of ham

 

Nope.

TPBM - lovvves the feeling of a new pen or pencil.

 

Yes!!

TPBM has a favorite pen/pencil.

 

No.. I loose them way too easily.

TPBM has had a sex change.

 

Noooooooo.

TPBM prefers blue ink to black.

 

depends which of my pens it is. My blue on my favorite set of pens is marvelous and bright, so yes, if it's with those pens.

Yesss It's all pink and writes marvelously.

TPMB has a set of pens they use for their writing.

 

And all of them are in a styrofoam cup on my desk.

TPBM can't stand slugs.

 

They're lovely! I like em'.

TPBM hates being overheated.

 

Depends on the reason I'm overheated.

TPBM has at least one scar.

 

Five actually.

TPBM thinks their life would make an interesting movie.

 

No Way! But my mothers... now that would be really good.

TPBM has already written his son's life story and the kid ain't even walking yet.

 

I'm too young to even have a child yet! So no son...but I can write his imaginary life story?
TPBM has superpowers

 

I only got up to the part where he takes over the world and makes my b-day a world wide holiday.

Don't - I wissh I did. Damn traffic!

TPBM is trying to find out more info about little Rumpole (shameless plug - his pics are on my profile page), because they want to take over the world.

 

Awww...he's so cute... I give up my plan to take over the world... I don't stand a chance against little Rumpole.

TPBM kissed a lot of frogs/frogettes before finding their prince/princess.

 

I'm flattered you looked.

True .... very true.

TPBM chews pens so that no one will ask to borrow one (cause you never know when a good idea will strike).

 

i have a tendency to carry pens that dont work and then hand them out when people ask. that way everybody wins...

Little Rumpole is already getting rebelious...look at that mohawk!!!!

TPBM wants to get a new hairstyle like Little Rumpole

 

LOL! I think I could pull it off.


TPBM avoids giving characters names that end with s because of grammar issues.

 

sooooooooooooooooooooooo true. they just complicate things

TPBM has perfect grammar and doesnt need to worry about ^^ things

 

Nope. That's why I never name characters anything that ends in S.

TPBM still loves cartoons.

 

Yes! Definitely.

TPBM is the bestest ever!

 

Nope.

TPBM still likes to run through sprinklers.

 

yup you bet

TPBM is turns into an animal if he/she hears 80s music

 

You are though! Tome D:

That would be awesome I'd be an animal all the time! But sadly No.

TPBM dances to the music of the moon.

 

the moon makes music?

TPBM does a habitual macarena if they see someone they like