The Person Below Me

hmm.....sorry. too busy lately =D

TPBM has a favorite bookstore

 

No. Well, kinda. But not really. =P

TPBM has an addiction to WOW.

 

never played it - many friends are though.

TPBM watches the food network religiously.

 

No. I do not watch Food Network religiously. More specifically, I have not watched Food Network even once.

The person below me is shocked that I have never watched Food Network.

-Fire of a Rose​

 

Not really...

TPBM ate chocolate today.

 

Yes, in a chocolate chip cookie.

He person below me has a pen within three feet of them.

-Fire of a Rose​

 

At all times, except when I am in the shower.

TPBM has raised or is raising a family.

 

not at all

TPBM is wearing socks.

 

Yes, they are. In fact, they will soon put on more socks, because their feet are cold.

The person below me is smiling.

-Fire of a Rose​

 

I am now...

TPBM believes in magic.

 

And they always will.

TPBM does not have school tomorrow.

 

and never will...on a weekend

TPBM is planning to see Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist tomorrow...with his mother.

 

No, actually, I'm not even sure what that is...and my mother is busy.

The person below me is currently typing a response to this message.

 

Ah-ha! False, since I already finished writing a response to that message!

TPBM's favorite soung is Cotton Eyed Joe

 

No, it's "Second Chance" by Shinedown.

TPBM has a terrible, oozing sore growing in their intestine.

 

That's a dirty lie and you know it.


The person below me knows what a bodhran is (honestly, without googling it)

 

No, I don't and I'm too lazy to google it.

TPBM just got done having sex in the shower.

 

Nope.

TPBM is infatuated with paperclips.

 

Paperclips are useless wastes of office-supply-shop-shelving-space (alliteration, yay). Why not use a stapler instead? They don't fall out.


The person below me wants to be admitted to a mental institute, just to prove they're different.

 

Different is good, but I'm not that energetic to try to prove it to people. Lazy, I know, but I don't think some people would care.

TPBM secretly owns a plush Luigi doll.

 

No, but I do have a plush Mario doll my little sister made me. Shame, since I always preffered Luigi.

TPBM is suffering from Coulrophobia (fear of clowns)

 

Only scary clowns like when I was five and watched the movie It *shudders*

TPBM is paranoid...

 

Who told you?! It was... THEM, wasn't it! Close those windows damned, they're looking at us!

TPBM doesn't believe in THEM

 

I believe in THEM; there's always them, just not so sure what them you're talking about.

TPBM likes sushi.

 

Not remotely!

TPBM prefers to be barefoot at all times.