The Person Below Me

false february is the best month of the year because its my birthday and sometimes peolple forget = liscence to party solo!!!!!

TPBM has a a book-no several books where all their scribblings and writings are kept.

 

HOW'D YOU KNOW?! Lol.

TPBM was a Pokemon Trainer back in the day.

 

no, heck no, i can't stand pokemon (sorry for all you pokemon lovers....my brother made me sure to hate it)
TPBM has something that is/will be published online

 

Nah, I need to set priorities.

1. Make myself a hot dog.
2. World Domination.
3. Get published.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make your own hot dog?

TPBM doesn't like hot dogs.

 

Indeed. Hot dogs are gross. Even worse with that pickled cabbage stuff, cant spell it but sounds like "sour kraut".

TPBM is hungry.

 

I'm always hungry. I wish I had a hot dog...

TPBM doesn't believe that 25/5 = 14

 

i don't. how did you know?
TPBM only likes honey if it comes in a plastic bear container.

 

25/5 = 14

5 doesn't fit in 2. It fits in 5 once. So we jot down a 1. 5 fits in 20 4 times, so behind the 1 we put a 4. A 1 and a 4 makes 14.

14 + 14 + 14 + 14 + 14 = 4 + 4 + 4+ 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 25
(Costello)

And I love all honey. I just like it better when it comes from a plastic bear container! Is bear-licious that way!

TPBM spends half his waking live doubting his own decisions.

 

depends on the decisions
TPBM really wants Obama to win the American Presidential election

 

No need to want it; he already did!

TPBM thinks America is doomed.

 

Not sure. It's not like I'm the one whose in charge.

TPBM has a secret.

 

Don't we all?

TPBM does not have any secrets.

 

i've got secrets.

TPBM loves history.

 

Absolutely! I like to imagine that future people will imagine my face when they think, "I wonder what it would have been like to live in those times..."

TPBM is afraid of coconuts.

 

True. The just materialize in the air. I swear to god, there is some evil coconut-sprit who is aiming at me!

TPBM doesn't believe in the evil coconut-spirit

 

annggg....wrong. i do believe in it. infact it attcked me the other day and almost took a bite outta me.
TPBM is a Vernian

 

What is a Vernian?

TPBM knows what a Vernian is

 

I do indeed, and Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea, is one of my favourite books of all time.

TPBM ne peut pas lire des francais.

 

I don't speak french, but since I know Italian and Spanish I can sometimes understand it. It's harder to read it though.

TPBM has a lovely british accent.

 

ah..so sad. my accent sucks. and vernian is an ardent lover of jules verne's works and actually believes them to be true(see the movie 'journey to center of the earth).
TPBM has three moles on his face.

 

Nope, not a one!

TPBM once sneaked across the Canadian border just to earn some street/gansta cred.

 

No way! too cold up there, and besides, i already have plenty of street cred.
TPBM is craving chocolate.

 

Nah, sweet tooth is on holidays

The person below me is be related to the following.


By speedyjjj at 2008-11-07

 

[Oh, now that's just WRONG!!! ]

 

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By speedyjjj at 2008-11-07

The person below has a better diet than this guy,