The Person Below Me

Hell yeah baby!

Now go buy me a bass!

TPBM thinks the remarks Alexa made about being under Ti were somewhat unapropriate

 

True!

When I first read your post, I thought, "Gimme a break, it was a joke...unless..." So I checked Ti's profile, and sure enough, she's only 17 Yikes! No more rude allusions without profile checks from now on.

Ti, I apologize!

TPBM is having a good laugh right now

 

Actualy, I am Ti is used to being treated this way by now, you don't know half of it (the number of times she was threathened with having to strip if she didn't gimme back my golden orb!).

So, by all means, more rude allusions concerning Ti please (and less concerning me, while you are at it )

TPBM has never insulted anyone in his/her life!

 

No I haven't. I'm a good person.

TPBM is trouble.

 

Every color, every flavor.


TPBM likes cold pizza better than hot.

 

It's pizza. That's like saying "something good is better then something good".

I mean... It's pizza!

TPBM doesn't like pizza.

 

Not if it has anchovies on it!

TPBM talks to him/ her self.

 

No, never. / Never? Yeah, right.

..

TPBM wishes they were having something other than turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

 

True. Show me the pumpkin pies.

TPBM eats so much during thanksgiving that he or she just moans on the couch for hours.

 

lol true.

TPBM knows how important it is to do what you need to do today so you can procrastinate for 3 days after that.

 

heck yes!

TPBM is having the best week ever!!

 

Well hello, i have the whole week to myself (no work, just me, tv, internet, and the fridge)

Hell yeah!

TPBM Thinks they would do a better good job of running their country better then their present leader?

 

true, that dude should be given the sack.

TPBM knows the true and pure awesomeness that is CRYSIS Warhead

 

nope sorry

TPBM jsut got out of school/work like 3 hours early for a half hour dentist appt

 

you don't know!!!!!!!!!! how unfortunate.
i hate the dentist. i would rather stay in school/work.

TPBM has just played/watched something scary

 

nope, actually i just got a pedicure and tlaked about writing

TPBM just realized ther are actuallly really hungry

 

Nope ... and it has NOTHING to do with that homemade ice cream in the freezer.

TPBM can never start their day without a hot cup of black coffee.

 

True, so true.

Wolfie, I just walked half a mile in search of coffee because the bakery next to where I live couldn't take my debit card and I had no cash. I am making coffee as we speak.

TPBM would like to feel what it is to be a true and real vampire for just one night.

 

after reading the twilight series, sure. but frankly i have a problem with blood. one glance and i'm out like a lightbulb (would that be potentially problematic?)

TPBM likes to eat donuts as a midnight snack (mmmm....)

 

Glup, donuts? No thanks, you can have them all...

Try bread with cheese. Now THAT is a midnight snack.

TPBM doesn't eat cheese

 

False! Cheese is LIFE!

TPBM has never heard of Wensleydale Cheese.

 

I'm Dutch. I live in the Netherlands. We OWN cheese. Every time someone in your country says "cheese" or eats cheese, they have to pay my government a dollar.

How do you think we managed to buy Fortis?

TPBM doesn't believe in the awesomeness of the Netherlands

 

Het Nederland is een prachtig land!

I spent my 21st birthday in Amsterdam and had ALL the fun!

TPBM has never left their home country.

 

Geweldig man! Ik woon op minder dan 5 kilometer van hartje Amsterdam.

(Translation: Awesome mate! I live less then 5 kilomters from the centre of Amsterdam.)

TPBM didn't need the translation

 

SORRY...don't speak....Dutch?

TPBM can't understand this: Tu as faim? Oui, je faim.