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    mugen shiyo New Member

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    The Strongest Super Hero

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mugen shiyo, Aug 3, 2011.

    Which one of these guys do you think would win in a fight?

    Chuck Norris
    The Old Spice Guy
    The Most Interesting Man In the World
    Zohan
     
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    Steerpike Felis amatus Contributor

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    The others would fight amongst themselves for a chance to get that close to the Most Interesting Man in the World, and whoever won would be exhausted. The Most Interesting Man in the World wins.
     
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    I agree. The others may have mad skillz, but the Most Interesting Man In the World has some kind of karma on his side. The Universe supports the Interesting Man.
     
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    ^Truth. I mean, come on. Both sides of his pillow are cool.
     
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    How could anyone beat Chuck Norris in a fair fight? Chuck Norris once built a sandcastle. We call this the Great Pyramid of Giza. The reason that the dinosaurs went extinct is because of the Chucknorrisaurous. Chuck Norris wasn't born, he fought his way to freedom. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The only time that Chuck Norris made a mistake is when he thougt he made a mistake. Outer space exists because it is afraid of being on the same planet as Chuck Norris. Also, Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.

    Do you realize what the consequences for the universe would be if he actually lost a fight?
     
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    Agreed with the above poster! NO one beats Chuck Norris!
     
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    The Most Interesting Man in the World is Chuck Norris' dad, and smacks him when he gets out of line.
     
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    I really hate the Chuck Norris jokes. He was beaten by Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and he was a terrible actor. He's not that impressive, and the jokes stopped being funny around 2007. Stop it.

    Anyway, the best super hero in the history of mankind? That's easy, it's The Man With No Name. But of the above: Zohan would hands down.
     
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    I never saw the full movie but I did see him get beaten and a few scenes after that. Now everytime I hear a Chuck Norris joke I think "Yeah well Bruce Lee kicked his ass." But I still enjoy some of them.

    Besides everyone knows Cabbage Man beats them all... or not. :(
     
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