I'd rather live in my own perfect house, but i'd feel guilty about everyone else so I'd end up going with the second. WYR be able to see, in perfect clarity, a year into the past or a day into the future?
At least a smart bad person can be reasoned with. WYR have the most delicious food or the most beautiful garden?
Food. WYR have to chug 5 gallons of boiling coffee within 10 minutes, or have to chug 10 gallons of water in 5 minutes?
I think those would both kill me. Um, the coffee would probably be more enjoyable... I guess... WYR watch a bad movie or listen to bad music?
Tone deaf WYR have every animal that comes in contact with you want to fight you or have sex with you?
Can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going with the second option. Much easier to fight off, say a bear, who wants to hump me than one who wants to beat the shit out of me (and possibly eat me afterwards) WYR be in an orgy with The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Taller. I'm already short. Would you rather be in a comedy sketch with the Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy?
Laurel and Hardy, less violent. Would you rather be tortured to death by The Regime, or hanged by the War Crimes Tribunal five years later?
hanged by the War Crimes Tribunal, as I'd rather stand up knowing I'd done the crazy shit I had' and face the consequences. because I would not be tortured by The Regime as I'm far too stubborn/annoying to be that kind of hostage... Would you rather have your MC as your best friend or your worst enemy?
My best friend. I'd get pimp slapped by a dildo shotgun if I was his enemy. WYR be hated by the internet, or be hunted by the government?
Hated by the internet. I think if I ever build any fame at all I'll get plenty of haters from the virulent sections anyway, so what's a little more? Bring them bitches, what're they going to do? WYR have a noisy yappy dog who loves you or a peaceful cat that doesn't care?
I'll go with the dog. Probably the only time I'll choose a dog over a cat. WYR give up showering or shaving for a year?
Can I be a Marine? Vietnam. Would you rather be known as the only person who has done something vile (eating feces, for example) or the only person who has not done something noble (helping the poor)?
Vile WYR have somebody yank your finger and toenails with pliers 1 by 1 or someone shatter your kneecaps with a hammer (only 1 strike)?
Spiders. Would you rather have two million dollars or the right amount of money in your wallet every time you went out somewhere?
the right amount of money each time i went out... that would be fantastic i'd literally spend so much money it's stupid Would you rather spend time in a pit full of cockroaches or wasps
Cockroaches. Though I'll have no way to kill or get rid of the roaches (as they are darn near invincible), I won't be the victim of thousands of painful stings. Would you rather go into a permanent coma in which you live the perfect, completely real and completely satisfactory life in your own mind, never realizing you're in a coma but not caring because everything is perfect and you are never dissatisfied, or would you rather live a completely normal, moderate, dull and ordinary life?
Coma. That's been my hope as long as I can remember. Would you rather be involuntarily celibate for the rest of your life, or sexually irresistible to people that, for whatever reason (gender, age, weight, hygiene or lack thereof), you find completely sexually unappealing?
