Generally prefer the cold, but for work? Heatwave. This one is stolen from my facebook feed, but too good not to share: If you had to choose between eating tacos every day for the rest of your life, or being thin and healthy, WYR have hard shell or soft shell tacos?
Slap a baby! Babies suck! WYR your favourite author stopped writing a series or put all the couples together in the way you least want them?
500k in five years. I'll need it more then. WYR have the loveliest, most luxurious house or no taxes for a year?
I think I'd rather take my chances on the ice. Would you rather live without genitalia and get "ghost arousal" like with missing appendages, or be forced into sexual slavery?
The first one. I value my autonomy and life goals very much. WYR eat a can of maggots, or a can of someone else's fingernails?
Garroted would probably be quicker. Infection could be a real fright, puss, vomit, aches, nausea, you get the idea. I want it clean. (My ideal death is in my sleep though)
Mosquitos, due to my severe roach phobia which should be pretty much obvious by now. On an airplane, WYR sit next to someone who's 600 pounds and melts into your seat space, or someone with a screaming baby?
The fat one. I hate human babies. My furry puppy baby is all I need. WYR have a python or a spider for a pet?
A spider. It's small and easy to care for. And spiders don't gross me out or scare me in the slightest. I can hold a tarantula or wolf spider and be chill. It's only roaches that are the problem for me. WYR work for a cleanup crew that cleans up crime scenes and paramedic death zones, or have a job that involves going into the sewers where the sewage rivers, roaches, rats, etc live by the thousands?
Someone gets it! I was hoping it would be seen as more of a positive than a negative, because those animals get more of a bad wrap than they deserve. I would rather do the crime scenes, I kinda like the idea of doing something to help people directly anyway. WYR be a successful painter or musician?
A painter, because I could work in solitude. WYR go about your daily routine in extreme high heels, or on a unicycle?
Heels, because I can do heels anyway, but I would probably crash a unicycle and end up smashing my face in. WYR live in a hut in a hot desert, or in the Arctic? Either way, you're totally isolated forever, but you have unlimited access to survival skills, so safety is equal for both choices.
Now normally I would go for cold as you can always put more layers on however I don't want a Polar bear attacking me so I'll live in the desert. WYR drink a potion, knowing it has a fifty percent chance of killing you or you being fine or drink a potion, not knowing what it could do?
The fifty percent chance one. Knowing God's sense of humor I'd probably grow a second, larger, floppier dong out of my right buttcheek. (Do not ask where that thought came from, cause I've no idea) WYR live in a place with incredibly ugly and uncomfortable weather all year round (that isn't usually deadly). or live on an island thats hit by at least one big typhoon every year?
I daresay the island. I can build my home underground, so I can just take shelter when it comes. WYR be homeless or eat very little?
The flu. WYR be able to eat all the unhealthy food you want with no negative side effects or drink any type of alcohol with no side effects?
First. I have yet to try alcohol anyway. WYR have a fancy job with a very mean boss or a lousy job with a very nice boss?
