Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

The last survivors will eat all of those.

 

Given that these are a thing,

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That doesn't seem all that implausible.

 

Schnapps annoys you?

 

No, somebody mentioned something about noble metals and consuming them.
WTF are you talking about, Willis?

 

Gotcha covered on that! (Utah Mark I)

 

Never, never, never dunk french fries in a milkshake.

 

Oh god, all the dudebros in the bar I worked at loved to pound "Dead Nazi" shots; half Jager, half Goldschlager. Ugh...

 

Ehhhhhww!

 

Good golly, Ms. Molly!

I dunno. Sounds like a product that'd be purchased at a tuck shop by small boys with short trousers and no palatal discrimination.

 

Oh, don't say that. I got through the '70s on the hope and trust that disco, too, would pass. Now you tell me it was only lying in wait these past decades and is about to jump out and get me? Nooooooo!!!!!

 

I have done this with McD's fries, into a strawberry milkshake. It depends on how much salt is on the fries as to whether you can pull it off.

 

Never order a beer milkshake.

 

Memo to KFC: A chicken wing is not white meat.

 

Not bought by me, but for me, for my birthday.

 

Alas, poor Yorick.

 

I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

... and I’ve posted this in the wrong thread.

 

Well at least he won't eat all your cake, or lick the frosting.

 

People you barley know who still can't be content with an awkward "hi" when passing but who has to strike up a conversation (or stalk you through a grocery shop) every time.

I'm too nice to tell people to fuck off, but seriously, dude - you were a distant friend of my ex... that does not make us buddies.

Oh... and teenage girls. Or teenagers in general, but I'm stuck on a train with screaming teenage girls. Girls, you're sitting next to each other, I'm sure you can hear without shouting...

 

Middle-aged (40-60) Japanese women can be as bad or worse than the schoolgirls. The men are usually pretty quiet until they get drunk, but the women, oh god they're noisy.

 

CBS News just reported on the malay after the UFC fight. If your interns can't spell them weird foreign words, limit them to bringing coffee to the talent.

 

School class of people not going to school in the next town over are apparently going in a school trip there. Could you please have picked an earlier or later train? I mean this is the fullest commute train in the mornings, we don't need more teenagers on it...

 

The fact that men have to fight for access to a changing table at a public place, including here in the UK.

In the cinema I worked at, the baby changing table was in the ladies toilets. Rather than have a baby changed somewhere unsanitary, I used to accompany men who wanted to use it into the ladies to watch them. More so any female customers can see we were aware of where he was and why. I didn't get any complaints for it but I bet the dads were embarrassed.

It shouldn't annoy me because it shouldn't be a problem!