Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

Any man who can't hold it should be perfectly capable of changing himself in one of the stalls in the men's room, no need to expose himself to all the ladies in service of his "adult baby" fetish

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Spoiler: No exposure you couldn't see on the beach, but kinda creepy

 

That’s hilarious! He probably heard one with a dog barking at it on TV. We had a rescued dog who learned to bark from a Domino’s Pizza commercial that was on all the time. One night when the commercial was on, our dog barked the same one-woof bark as the dog in the commercial. Her look of surprise at herself was priceless.

 

I remember playing the Sims 2, and when the in-game doorbell rang, my dogs went nuts and charged for the actual door.

 

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2009/02/22/child-abuse-permanently-modifies-stress-genes-in-brains-of-suicide-victims/

 

Ah...sims 2! I haven't played that in a while.

 

My family's Dalmatian used to give this huffy bark in the rhythm to the introduction of the song "Suddenly I see" used to amuse the family to no end.

 

Lol, Ozzy was so spotty that they blurred, apart from his tail, it had a couple of spots so small they were grey.

 

When Facebook posts put emojis between each and every word. It utterly murders the flow of the sentence . STOP!!

 

This never happens to me. Maybe it's your diet. Lay off the seafood for a while. Eat nuts!

 

Subtitles I don't need, but can't turn off. I can't be the only one who finds them incredibly distracting.

 

Recently learnt it's highly likely I suffer with misophonia.

All my life I've wondered why sounds like the one below make me want to punch holes in things.

 

Thank you for that nasty sloppy noise plus visual. Though I too have an aversion to a sound
that drives me up the proverbial wall of wanting to destroy things.

 

@Cave Troll that one not so bad for me - sounds a bit like a crackling fire.

 

Well to me, since I watch the shaving vids and they whip up the cream,
it sounds so wrong to me. Much like the sound of wet sloppy fapping.
And when people just play with it like that, it sounds that way to me too.

 

And we have our next entry into the Future Band Name Contest!

 

First album to be titled : Excessive Lubricant?

 

I annoy myself. I just had to look up fapping, didn't I? *sigh*
How I haven't died yet, I will never know...

 

You, uh, you realize you could’ve just asked one of us, right?

 

It's ok. I only saw words. I didn't dare look under images!

 

Go straight to video, it's the only way to be sure!

 

Clear-glass eyeglasses worn as a fashion accessory.

 

God yes. I've been wearing glasses since kindergarten and my eyes are too fucked for contacts, it's about as tasteful as fashion crutches...