Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

I'm betting on a Kardashian.

 

Any Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, the Williams sisters, Sofia Vergara, Nikki Minaj, Cardi B, and most of the images I see in news articles about 'social media influencers', like Coco Austin. I'm not saying they aren't attractive women, but it seems like a backside as big as all outdoors defines the current 'it girl'. I like a more balanced approach.

 

Waking up wounded from a dream attack.

 

@Alan Aspie Please tell me that's not Sponge Bob Square Pants.
I didn't know he was American.

 

"Why, Spongebob, why?"

 

Have a lighted doorknob:

 

No, no, nyt! A lighted keyhole, y'all! The knob is already easy to find in the dark.

 

TWSS

 

Historical fiction in present tense.

 

Burger King offers a new french toast breakfast sandwich. Did they learn nothing from the horror that is the McGriddle?

 

I'm looking at women who have bought their wedding dresses, and at least half of them don't suit their dress. A lot of them also have noticeable tattoos on display in various places, which just distracts from the dress. This shouldn't annoy me, because it's none of my damned business.

 

The McGriddle is the only thing at McDonalds I like sober with the exception of limited run items like the McRib, or their ice cream.

 

I like the McGriddle, it's the only breakfast item I'll eat at Micky D's unless they don't sell it at the location I'm at.

 

GIFs at the moment.

 

Why?

 

Too many of them everywhere. People respond in GIFs all over the web. It's come to the point I can pretty much predict what the series of GIFs is that's going to follow a particular post on Facebook. I'm slightly aggravated by it... though I shouldn't be.

 

Yeesh!

 

I have GIF killers on PC and phone.

 

I'm going to start using gifs to communicate important things, like "your paycheque is waiting at HR", or "I'm sorry, but test results indicate you'll need a kidney transplant" to deal with people like you.

 

I think intelligent dudes look good with a acapella trio in head.



Other kind of bands... It's up to the neck muscles.