Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

I don’t understand. Wouldn’t the gaijin be you?

 

Yep, so no one would willingly sit next to him. Thus, he has leg room all for his own. Lucky that. Over here you're lucky if someones inflated butt isn't two inches from your face during a twenty minute ride...

 

I like dogs. And I like when the mad person says 'And this is one is Trooper and Fritsy and Bounder and Troy, and over there is Tyson, my chihuahua...'

Those dogs bring immense reciprocal joy.

Mind you, some cultures don't like dogs at all. You can research that one...

 

I like dogs, too. It's kids I can't stand. Talk about ugly, sickly and mean ...

 

School starts at 8:15 am now? The hell. When I was a brat, school started at 7:30 am. Kids have it easy today...

Maybe it's a private school thing. The starting later. Meh.

 

Exactly. Enough room to spread out in a seat designed for one and a half people because no one wants to sit next to a durty dawg like me.

 

Pft, filthy gaijin. Go into the female train cart to embarrass yourself and scare all the wide eyed shopping ladies. Feel the shamfurness!

 

Crocodile tears from defendants at their sentencing hearings blubbering 'I'm so sorry I made this mistake.' No. You didn't make a mistake, you made a decision. No one beats a two-year-old to death by mistake.

 

When women pull that stupid frozen laugh/surprised expression for selfies and group photos, because they once read in some fashion magazine that a smile will look more natural if you open your mouth and eyes as wide as you can.

 

That’s not so generous an observation..

 

No. I’m a twat.

 

Maybe you spent an entire day under a heap of very unattractive women, taking selfies and flicking through the glossies, and punching you occasionally even if they ever remembered how you were laid there beneath them?

 

I actually get feral dogs up here on occasion. Neighbours dog has pups, she hides them and they never get acclimatized to humans. Those dogs mean, yes, but they're also beautiful predators and generally stay away from humans. The mangy, scraggly bastards you refer to are usually abandoned dogs. Animals that have had their existence substantially diminished for the convenience of another, then kicked to the curb. Kind of like when people have been institutionalized their whole life and are then expected to function on their own with absolutely no preparation. But, sure, go ahead, blame the dogs.

 

What did I blame them for? Existing? I wrote that they irritate me, which is the whole purpose of this thread - what irritates you.

 

People, but that's for good reason so it doesn't belong here. They know what they did.

 

I just love how my brain wakes me up at 1:45 in the morning. What does it actually expect me to do when it's not even coffee time yet?

 

It wants you to tell it a story.

 

Children. On public transportation. Not isolated instances of child, mind, nor a light scattering of quiet, well-behaved children. No, I'm talking about children en masse, the hyperactive sort, congealed as it were around my personal space. Just not a very fun way to start what already promises to be a cold, miserable day.

 

Man, it's annoying not being able to find a goddamned quote on the internet. Everything is supposed to be on the internet.

 

When the audience at these gameplay premieres whoop and cheer at particular moments, like when it was revealed taking a piss is part of the gameplay in Death Stranding.

 

Me. I annoy myself.

 

The only thing that matches my boss poor English skills is her horrendous people skill.

Like seriously. Don't let someone who can't communicate be on charge of other people, it will make for an unhappy work place and all your workers will walk out on you just in time for Christmas. Or not... Because we are desperate for money...

 

Take him to the side, just under the bleachers, and knock some sense into him.

I did that to me. Myself just stood there and watched.