Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

When I come to visit, I will not be drinking the water.

 

You can stay, okay, stop fussing. We got the special lounge under the kitchen bricks x

 

I've already dug an escape tunnel. Prepared minds. Hold hands, single file.

All best
ox

 

I've been self isolating for way too long, I'm taking facebook comments too personally made by people I don't give a shit about. It makes no sense.

 

Facebook. Why do people do it to themselves? Do yourself a favour and fuck it off for good. You honestly couldn't pay me to use that cancerous place.

 

*rips up billion dollar check*

If you say so.

 

New restrictions in France.
Don't live in France, but they are fucking annoying...

 

When actors do a 'falling from a cliff/building' stunt on a wire, against a green screen, and are told to peddle their arms and legs as they're suspended in mid air.

Why? Who decided, or even thought, this is what a person does when falling from a great height??

 

Do they do that? Sadly in quite recent times we have seen films of (actual) people & heroes falling from buildings to their death.

I dropped out of Facebook a decade passed...so...so...lost contact with all of my friends and my family. mmm

I joined WhatsApp 2 weeks ago for ‘work purposes’ - which is almost worse than f-bk - if you’re a ‘sensitive twat,’ me. A proper waste of time awaiting approval. But then I sulk if there’s no spam on my shit-blog.

 

Yes. I have seen them.

 

I think that’s okay in children’s hollywood superhero films..[hoh, pig]

 

People who are clueless as to the fact that if the "meme" they made didn't go viral, they didn't make a meme.

 

My sleep habits have been atrocious since the shut downs started. Tonight I resolved to get to bed with the light off at midnight.

.... It's coming up 2:00 am and I haven't been able to get to sleep for nearly two hours.

 

As long as you have the blue-light filter/night mode on your device, I've found that games like solitaire or bubble shooter can dull the mind rather effectively.

 

People actually do this binge-watching thing when they have anything else to do?

 

I know. I fall asleep over my lappy or phone all the time. At 3:30 or so.

As it turned out, last night I said to heck with it and for about an hour opened my phone to my favourite YouTube 24/7 live feed kittens channel. They have a new expectant momcat who's due to pop in a week or two. Wonderful excuse to neither sleep nor write.

(Did I just say that? Oh, no. Of course I didn't.)

 

Oh... wow. Did I just read that? Now I know what I'll do, next time I can't sleep

You know something really strange? For the last two weeks I've been sleeping really deep and well. Almost no dreams as well. Well... I was actually missing my lighter sleep, seeing that for the better part of two years I haven't slept well at all.

Now, in my new location, the lighter sleep is back and I'm glad about it. Weird or weird? Weird. *nods*

 

The people who drive over 15 mph on my parents' street. There are small ones in these houses. Slow down.

 

I played DayZ the other day, for the first time in about four months, and got scratched to death by a hoard of infected because I couldn't remember what button to press for punch

 

Abortive replay of F.E.A.R. 2 to Black Mesa (Half Life 1 graphics upgrade). Suit sprint is nowhere near the same as slo-mo/bullet time/reflex booster, you're just an enthusiastic self-propelled sandbag.

 

Here ya go.