Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

I did the best I could. You set me up with the wrong country, so it's your fault. Hmph.

 

It's nice that someone likes it! I've always half envied all those countries with beautiful red, blue and white ones! Or just red and white... either way I guess it doesn't matter much.

 

Red and white is nice, but every school child who tries to draw our flag curses and wishes for some nice easy stripes...

 

Ah, I didn't even think about Canada! Though it's a nice flag, isn't it?

I'd imagine drawing the american one isn't the most fun either! Too many stars.

 

Just splatter a bunch at random, throw on a few stripes, and people understand what you mean.

 

Gives me Ikea flashbacks!

And reminds me of our low national self-esteem...

Hockey shellshock! Eurovision trauma!

(J/k I love ya neighbor)

 

People give me shit advice about dating. Problem is they mean well,
and it sucks that it works for every other person on the planet but me.
Maybe I am just meant to be miserable and alone, seeing as the pattern
in such sitch holds true. IDK.

 

Memes that are injured by poor grammar:

 

Was there too much date-talk yesterday? Do you need a hug?

 

No such thing as ’good dating advice’ .

 

Honestly I am trying to get in the mind of my MC, after being captured
and tortured for around 60+ days. Want to find the despair, and figure
out just how to make his mind snap without coming off as contrived
(well as plausible as possible). So one might say this is a constructive
nose dive into a place most would rather not go. While it sucks, I hope
it has a payoff for the sake of keeping things plausible for the sake of
the story. Sounds crazy, but I don't plan on being stuck here in this
low mental state.

 

Ookay... want to skip the hug and stay in my basement for a couple of weeks?

 

Did you just offer to Polanski him?

 

I have a root cellar. I'm sure having to gnaw on half frozen turnips just to stay alive for a few weeks would get you in the mood.

 

I'm just trying to be off service!

I don't have much of a basement to be honest. It's more or less a cupboard. Though I didn't promise it'd be spacey, did I?

 

I can't argue with that

I was just going to offer a chair with the seat cut out and a knotted length of rope to wail on his undercarriage, but either way

 

I miss my old place. It used to have a dry well in the basement. Not a lot of room there either, but all the free lotion it could rub on it's skin.

 

I always thought we needed a WF meet up! Let's all just have a party... and lock people up in basements. Bring your own choice of drink and torture devices!

 

You can count me heartily in

Although I might have to go shopping. My *ahem* devices are more... Well that wasn't what I had in mind when I bought them

 

I call Gin and Karaoke!

 

Sounds great!

Apart from the basement. I get a little claustrophobic underground.

 

Though we won't be waiting around for you - so head straight to Sweden without sleeping with all of France and parts of Germany, m'kay?

Any device can be a torture device if you're... creative enough? I was just going to improvise!

 

YES!

Would attic work?

 

Fine, I guess I'll just have to take my time on the ride home instead

In which case I'll bring Jack Daniels and my beaten-to-hell guitar. It has both blunt object value, as well as cheesewirey strings. And any new marks acquired would just add to it's rich history

 

As long as there’s a window!