Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

Things that annoy me but shouldn't? Hmmmm....



















@8Bit Bob

 

Is this about that whole cheese thing?

 

Maybe..........

 

Alright, I see how it is

 

How could I forgot the dialogue... Wow... You really are a monster.

 

I must confess, I don't know what you mean by "the dialog", I just said the first thing that popped in my head.

 

https://www.writingforums.org/threads/is-it-acceptable-to-not-give-each-line-of-dialog-its-own-paragraph.156285/#post-1632984

In denial... People like you always are...

 

I'm not in denial!

 

Good idea ending it there, I have no idea where that was going

 

Friendly *crosses fingers* banter. No harm done haha

 

To get back to the topic...

Ugly babies on Facebook.

 

I thought all babies were ugly!

 

What does that mean? Could you graciously provide me with a link?

 

Haha, no I don’t think I’ll link to the photo of my half-cousin’s baby, sorry.

But yeah, human babies can be cute but usually they aren’t photogenic at all. Maybe parents just don’t see it?

 

All babies are special, but some babies look like trollish parasites that were just squeezed through a tube that was two sizes too small.

 

That's one way of putting it.

 

Trollish parasites are a really good description of how I view all human babies. I might have a slight phobia...

 

It's okay, if you catch one, just feed it and take care of it for like 20 years and it'll leave on it's own accord and then never call to see how you're doing.

 

I'd get rid of the problem long before it would need being fed... though those words might be slightly controversial

 

Parenting made simple?

 

Just contributing to the topic of discussion at the present.

 

Stop... please... I can't

 

"Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue. I can sing a rainbow, sing a—"

No, you can't. That's not the order the colours go in. If you don't know the colours of the rainbow, then you can't sing a fucking rainbow.