Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

Did they issue a glittery set of clown makeup with the camo grease paint?

 

For a second there I forgot the context and read that as "Is this related to why you left the corpse?"

Not the same at all...

 

When I see the Donald Trump thread re-emerge after being buried for so long!

 

Having to write out your dark fantasies, and unable to explore them.
Upside, despite being niche, it does help get them out of my mind.

 

I'm completely desensitised to making requests like that. If I felt awkward every time I had to ask somebody to hide a cushion that looked velvety or remove an air freshener from the room or turn off whatever background noise is going on, then I'd feel awkward pretty much all the time. I actually don't care any more

 

Yeah it seems like everyone has an opinion hello everyone is a armchair politician. Not that you'd want to be a politician, they are already incompetent. Don't be like politicians!

 

At least there's one job I'm qualified for.

 

I know generations are quite arbitrary, but it annoys me when people conflate Gen Y and Gen Z. I know we're all just those damn kids who need to get off yer lawn to you, but believe it or not, there is a difference between a thirty-year-old and a fifteen-year-old. Get your terminology right.

 

We millennials don't eat tide pods, we eat avocado toast. Get it right!

 

I eat neither. Avocados are gross.

 

Actually, same.

 

I used to hate them but now I love 'em. I like them with salsa poured over them.

 

Guacamole I'm cool with, even if it isn't my favourite, but fresh avocados just don't sit well with me, taste or texture.

 

I know! At least cite the appropriate dumb cliche

 

I know! At least cite the appropriate dumb cliche

 

Got it. I used to feel the same way.

 

Waking up with a panic attack despite all logic telling me that there's literally nothing major to worry about.

 

Not picking up on things early in the morning from lack of coffee.

 

So I'm walking home and pass this older guy I know of (because we enjoy snooping on him and his wife when they argue on their nightly, possibly drunken, dog walks). He is taking a whiz in the bushes, in broad daylight. He says, "Hi" and I say "Hi" back because I can't think of anything else to do except, I dunno, maybe point and laugh?

Really? I mean, I can't imagine ever under any circumstances ducking behind a bush, pulling my pants down and doing my business rather than just walking the short distance home if I needed a restroom.

 

Not being able to enjoy the Orville series because the name of the ship tastes and feels like mineral oil!

 

Is it common you tentatively lick all books that you read? (Just of of curio)

 

Most books already have distinct flavors.

 

Ugh. Mineral oil. Don't even get me started on mineral oil!