A TV dinner that claims steak and roast potatos in mushroom sauce should actually contain mushrooms (at least more than the two I counted)
Possibly because they might leach chemicals into the tap water? Dunno. It might make sense, if that's the case.
That when the forecast is storms and flash flooding so bad that there's a travel advisory out and the news channels are all urging people to stay home, you shouldn't drive all the way across the city to meet some hot new chick for a drink anyway. Not mentioning any names, Boy.
That is amazing! So was my mom opening bottles wth her teeth until one day the sudden pain stopped her. Guess the enamel started to wear off.
In honor of Mother’s day (U.S.), one from the book of Mom; always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident and have to go to the hospital.
I'm thinking if you've been in an accident that lands you in the hospital, and they have to cut your clothes off, you probably shit yourself anyway.
Raised by a mother and grandmother who rode dirtbikes and camped with us our entire childhood. Lots of things she already knew...
It should not need to be said that we should not try to beat the red light by accellerating when the yellow one comes on.
Starman film. That's what he concluded by observing what she was doing. I got a ticket once for that. Could have cost me my life. We can coninue the discussion on PM if you wish.
It should not be necessary to tell kids that school is for learning and not for fighting and goofing around.
One should choose a major in university that one has at least a passing interest in. Spoiler What do you mean, it sounds like I'm screaming inside?
After you take the first swig out of a bottle of beer, put it down slowly otherwise it will fizz out.