Things that really shouldn't need to be said...

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  1. Radrook

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    Not to use the molars to open beer bottles.
     
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    A TV dinner that claims steak and roast potatos in mushroom sauce should actually contain mushrooms (at least more than the two I counted)
     
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    Possibly because they might leach chemicals into the tap water? Dunno. It might make sense, if that's the case.
     
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    That when the forecast is storms and flash flooding so bad that there's a travel advisory out and the news channels are all urging people to stay home, you shouldn't drive all the way across the city to meet some hot new chick for a drink anyway. Not mentioning any names, Boy.
     
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    The things people do for love.
     
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    That is amazing! So was my mom opening bottles wth her teeth until one day the sudden pain stopped her. Guess the enamel started to wear off.
     
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    Not to descend a slippery stairway in the darkness while carrying a load of heavy groceries.
     
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    In honor of Mother’s day (U.S.), one from the book of Mom; always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident and have to go to the hospital.
     
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    I'm thinking if you've been in an accident that lands you in the hospital, and they have to cut your clothes off, you probably shit yourself anyway.
     
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    Try telling your mom that.
     
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    Raised by a mother and grandmother who rode dirtbikes and camped with us our entire childhood. Lots of things she already knew...
     
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    84125906-F7BD-4AC9-9F95-CB62A40BCF1E.jpeg Chicken and waffles breakfast cereal... must I?
     
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    It should not need to be said that we should visit, or call or write to our aged parents.
     
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    As bad as the chips they marketed a couple years ago?
     
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    From the instruction manual of my new blowdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." o_O
     
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    The only thing I can think is that the phrase "while sleeping" means something else entirely. :p
     
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    It should not need to be said that we should not try to beat the red light by accellerating when the yellow one comes on.
     
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    But red means stop, green means go, yellow means go very very fast.
    (Courtesy the movie Starman.)
     
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    Starman film. That's what he concluded by observing what she was doing. I got a ticket once for that. Could have cost me my life.
    We can coninue the discussion on PM if you wish.
     
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    It should not be necessary to tell kids that school is for learning and not for fighting and goofing around.
     
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    That is easy. She was nurse.
     
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    After you take the first swig out of a bottle of beer, put it down slowly otherwise it will fizz out.
     
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