Things that really shouldn't need to be said...

Warning: may contain nuts

(now on most nut product packaging in the UK - yes I know there's nuts in my bag of peanuts, thank you Karen).

 

It is not socially acceptable to shout "He's got my nut sack!" In public when someone has stolen your bag of mixed nuts

 

Let thou not piss on yon electric fence.

 

... that this plastic bag is not a toy and should be kept away from infants and children.

 

Well...

 

LOL ... but wrong on soooo many levels...

 

Boneless....bananas....huh. So that's a thing.

 

That is the Christmas gift I did not ask for. Hope the giver kept the receipt.

 

"Employees must wash hands before returning to work."

 

Dammit! Was just thinking how tasty it looked too....