Things you recently bought or got

"Solo - A Star Wars Story Blu-Ray" and the new George RR Martin - "Fire and Blood". (Both presents from Santa...)

 

Water supply lines, body wash, a loaf bread, and a steak dinner.

Sounds like fixin's for a very bizarre date.

 

Almost like you want them well fed, and thoroughly cleaned out.

 

I know, right? Now I just bought a new kitchen faucet. Who knew I was such a freak?

 

It's a slippery slope.

 

Schlurppery?

 

I bought some fabric.

 

lmao@carly. I did that too. I bought several panels of fabric to make something like the attached. I also don't sew.

 

There's a story in that behavior somewhere!

 

DVDs.

 

Can't be a bizarre date. Lacks rope, shovel or handcuffs. At least that's what she told me once.....

 

Exotic rubber underwear, peanut butter, cordite, tennis balls, assorted hamsters...

 

Granny panties, Nutella, corn meal, ping pong balls, and a capybara...

 

Pearl G-string, chocolate sauce, paintbrush, pancake mix, and a slip'n'slide...

 

A trampoline, a gyroscope, a bidet, and some helium...

 

Wraparound sunglasses, a gold St. Christopher medallion, silver fur, bronze skin, a beergut, and a leopard-print Speedo...

 

Whole body latex suit, two gallon jugs of Wesson oil, slip-n-slide, launch ramp, trampoline, large orifice.

 

That is a lot of ideas for my visit to AZ!

 

You know, SG and I are just a boarder away.

 

I can send you the leftovers?

 

Meh, be cold by then...