Two Lies and a Truth

1?

No...2.

1) I'm using a lappytoppy right now.
2) I'm using a pockety p-see right now.
3) I'm using a mooo-bile right now.

 

1?

1) I'm excited for work tomorrow
2) I'm having issues with a friend
3) I think PostSecret is lame

 

2?

Correct!!!

1) My hands are trembling.
2) No one on the forum has seen my picture.
3) I would give away my picture to anyone here if they just asked.

 

Haha. No. I hate green. I havn't done a hand stand in YEARS!

And dushechka;
I'm going to guess three because Work does suck, having issues with friends is sad and that leaves three!

1: I am immortal
2: I love Incubus
3: I can sucsessfully put together a small dvd cupboard...

 

3?

1) I'm waiting for someone to do something, which I know they won't.
2) I haven't eaten all day long.
3) I don't wear lenses.

 

nope. 2. I cannot successfully put together a dvd cupboard thingy! (it;s in pieces around me at this moment! so I gotta wait for dad to put it together....)


HMMMM, 3? or maybe 1.

1 I am married
2 I am engaged
3 I wish!

 

3, for you, maybe?

1

1) I'm tired.
2) I'm an idiot.
3) I'm a goof.

 

ill go with 2, i wouldnt call you an idiot

1. im not looking foreward to work today
2. its freezing cold
3. im hungry

 

You're right!

Summer-Ray- 3?


1) I'm tired
2) It's incredibly hot out
3) I'm happy

 

3 is correct

ill go with 3 for you too?

1. im an elf
2. there is glass in my foot
3. i have bed hair

 

1 for me, summer-ray.

....3?

1) I have silky hair.
2) My lips are HUGE.
3) I need to gain some weight.

 

Um, 3?

1) I am a better painter than I am a photographer
2) I am a better photographer than I am a painter
3) I am outrageously inept in both and can only write

 

Ummm....3?

Actually, I need to lose a few kilos. I have silky hair.

1) I hardly put on beauty creams.
2) I have never put on henna.
3) I wear knee-high boots regularly.

 

I am going to say you do apply beauty creams.

1.I am sane.
2. I am imaginary.
3. I have a fetish for something I fear.

O_O But which is the truth?

 

I'm going with MIT as the truth — mainly because you mentioned a background in CS in another thread... unless you were lying there, but I'm going to assume you weren't.

I once earned a living as an actor for seven months.
Billy Idol dented my guitar.
I graduated high school with honours.

 

Well since it is the only specific one I am going to go with Billy Idol dented your guitar, and if not then well played sir. Billy Idol is really cool.

1.I have a tattoo of a unicorn.
2.I have a tattoo of a skull.
3.I have a tattoo of a nurse.

 

.....I'm going to say #2? But I'm not sure. (I guess it would be creepy if I was.)

1. I have never been outside the country.
2. I have never played a board game.
3. I have never flown in an airplane.

 

Going to have to go with #1, cause a lot of citizens have never been out of the country. (also you were close but no cigar)

1.I write romance novels
2.I write random shorts on the forum
3.I write sexy horror novels about puppets

 

I'm guessing 2?

1. I once knew a kid who was born addicted to heroin.
2. I'm allergic to bananas.
3. One of my uncles is a gynecologist.

 

Yup, you got me. It's the only true thing on the list.

I can't even begin to guess at yours!

 

Just a guess, but #2

1. I am perpetually covered in animal hair
2. I own 3 cats and 2 dogs
3. My best friend can has ancestors that helped build the colony at Botany bay in 1788

 

If two is true, then one is likely true as well. If the first is true, then that raises the question of where does the hair come. Unless you're being pernickety and by animal hair you mean your own. Otherwise, I'm going to go with three.

1. In the past two hundred years, only two people on my father's side of my family have lived past fifty.
2. I've had three ingrown toenails.
3. I won a school talent show with magic tricks.

 

Oh, everyone has ancestors that helped build the colonies! That's what the convicts did, didn't they? They were forced to build things.
Also, if you mean mine, which I presume you are?, then nope. I knew a kid who was born addicted to heroin. His mother was a heroin addict so they had to perform medical procedures of some kind because he had picked up the addiction inside the womb from the exposure. He.. had issues. Very angry. Needless to say, he was a bully. Worst bully at the school. Poor guy, really. Miserable lot in life. It's understandable how he turned out.

 

@halisme I'm guessing 2 for some reason.

 

Not everyone, most of australias population came from migrants. and that's a lie, my family has ancestors that helped build botany bay, not a friend.

Sadly, no. I'm perpetually covered in animal fur thanks to the 3 dogs and 2 cats my family owns. I merely switched around the number, confusing halisme.