Useless fact: I like my women the way I like my hippopotamuses. Large, dangerous, and able to bite with at least 8,100 newtons of force.
Useless Fact: I could take this thing to Jupiter......but I do NOT wanna field the butthurt today @PoemNerd212 , you are fuckin amazing, I had to look again, I absolutely love your filthy guts.
Useless fact: I feel like re-enacting Jim Carey's rendition of the crying game in the shower right now.
Blockbuster opened their first U.S. store in 1985. At their best, they had 9000 stores nationwide. Here it is, 2018, and the sole remaining store is in Bend, Oregon.
Imagine being one of the employees at that store. It must be funny having so many people coming in saying, "Holy shit! Blockbuster still exists?" Maybe it's time to quit my job and move to Bend to pursue my dream of being a near-extinction employee.
From the extracts I’ve read, the Satanist bible is more moral than the Christian bible. Not that the Christian bible is exactly the pinnacle of morality.