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  1. mashers

    mashers Contributor Contributor Community Volunteer

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    And with a hangover?
     
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    I like my dogs the way I like my men. Furry, obedient, and on all fours.
     
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    Who are you, and what have you done with the sweet little wallflower I used to know? :eek:
     
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    Ditto. Though sometimes I like to be the dog :supergrin:
     
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    I just fell in love with a fellow good-natured wit jouster....
     
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    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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    I like my women the way I like my hippopotamuses. Large, dangerous, and able to bite with at least 8,100 newtons of force.
     
  7. SkinnyPuppy

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    I could take this thing to Jupiter......but I do NOT wanna field the butthurt today :D @PoemNerd212 , you are fuckin amazing, I had to look again, I absolutely love your filthy guts.:D
     
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    :superlaugh:
     
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    I sense.....a strong cheerleader in the force......^^^^^

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  11. mashers

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    I could take this thing to Uranus.
     
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    I feel like re-enacting Jim Carey's rendition of the crying game in the shower right now.
     
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    @SkinnyPuppy
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    Omg...this....
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    But you don't want to field the butthurt?
     
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    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    Aw, fuck...*picks up purse and leaves*
     
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    I left mine, but my girlish figure sticks with me everywhere I go.
     
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    Blockbuster opened their first U.S. store in 1985. At their best, they had 9000 stores nationwide. Here it is, 2018, and the sole remaining store is in Bend, Oregon.
     
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    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Guess I should either take the card out of my wallet or prepare for a road trip...
     
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    Imagine being one of the employees at that store. It must be funny having so many people coming in saying, "Holy shit! Blockbuster still exists?"

    Maybe it's time to quit my job and move to Bend to pursue my dream of being a near-extinction employee.
     
  21. mashers

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    Don't knock it, mate :bigtongue:
     
  22. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    I hold no faith in any belief system, but this is quite interesting.
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    From the extracts I’ve read, the Satanist bible is more moral than the Christian bible. Not that the Christian bible is exactly the pinnacle of morality.
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Sure sounds reasonable. :p
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    Pretty much. And number 6 is rather beautiful.
     
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