Useless Facts

I would like some memory bleach now...

 

No, I don't quite know why it exists. It is licked as a gesture of submission by males or smaller females, as well as in bonding. It actually make it harder to copulate or give birth though because it still functions as a vagina. Possibly something to do with the evolutionary advantages of the females being almost rape proof? Because yeah, it's way too awkward and long a production for any male to force himself on a female the other animals will have occurring.
Speaking of the natural occurrence of rape, I know of one species where it definitely has affected natural selection in the genitalia, unsurprisingly in of the most amorous and aggressive maters:

Beware of drakes.

 

To address the second bit, no the males have penis, which are around 10% longer but less thick. This is what makes spotted hyena mating so damn awkward. Can see why the other species have less weird genitalia.

 

People in love sigh more frequently.

 

The British monarchy collectively is worth 88 billion dollars.

 

Worth every penny.

 

It's 2019, we ought to be long done with puppet monarchs that are only kept around to promote tourism. It's sickening really, that they even still exist. Even worse, my pathetic little Scotland entertains them. God damn. What a silly, insignificant country Scotland has become. Still under the apron of the fucking English and their royal layabouts.

 

Halitosis means bad breath.

 

Olive oil comes from pressed olives. Linseed oil comes from boiled linseeds. I can't say where baby oil comes from...

 

Possibly not, but I do know why those who race cars on a dirt track use baby oil.

 

do tell (went ofr mein het)

 

Canola oil comes from rape. Rapeseed, to be exact, and apparently the name change had nothing to do with the marketing department panicking.

 

The longest known sniper shot in history is 2.48 kilometers.

 

Chalk will make an unpleasnt sound if pressed against a blackboard in a certain way.

 

They coat their cars in it cause the dirt turns to mud, and the baby oil keeps the mud from
sticking to the windshield.

However with picking up lots of empty bottles of the oil, were bud can/bottles,
cig butts, and under one bleacher a Polaroid of some redneck porn. Needless to
say we never volunteered to clean up the local track again, but we did turn in the
Polaroid to the owner, in the off chance they might know who the half naked lady
was. (I shudder to think about finding a similar pic on the interwebz).

 

Some sources state it's 3.54 km.

 

Mercury is not a planet

 

Jazzercise has over 8,300 franchisees worldwide.

 

How so?

 

Planets don't have moustache.

 

Spoiler

Therefore Mercury is planet.