Useless Facts

Nothing to do all day. Might as well sit here on a bucket, with a cup of water, and write my story in my phone.

 

And this is why money laundering is such a lucrative business!

 

Meth isn't stircky, though.

 

Ohio is considered the 17th state. However, Congress neglected to vote on the resolution to admit Ohio until 1953.

 

And on that hinges much of the sovereign citizen nonsense.

 

Completely useless fact post. In fact, this post is so far beyond useless, useless looks at this post and asks for help in being useless. The useless fact is this is my 150th post, and I put it here.

 

Interesting, IIRC, the pallet in "Breaking Bad" was calculated at around $80m. I worked in a textbook warehouse for a summer, so I know about shifting a ton of paper in 45lb boxloads...

 

Edgar Rice Burroughs, the creator of Tarzan, is buried in Tarzana, California.

 

45lb boxloads...... So that's like 4 books to a box?

 

Not necessarily an useless fact if you live in California, but Calli is preparing for a nuclear attack/fallout with public announcements like we had in the 60s.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nuclear-attack-fears-california/

 

Haven't heard Alabama doing any prep-work. Still... must be scary for them.

 

Minnesota isn't prepping either unless you count that 5 lb bag of flour and 2 cans of spam I have in the bottom cabinet in the kitchen.
Oh shoot, I need to remember to pick up coffee too.

 

This is because what is now known as Tarzana is named after Tarzan. It used to be a ranch owned by Edgar Rice Burroughs. I live about a fifteen-minute drive from there.

 

When trying out a pen for the first time, most people will write their own name.

 

I usually write randomly without thinking and end up with something around the lines of:

"Help!! I'm trapped inside your mind! Please let me out, end my suffering"

Not sure where it comes from.

 

We always figured your real name was Boob...

 

That are topics that everybody can relate to and has an opinion about. Even though some opinions should better not be had by anybody.

 

You know what they say about opinions and ass holes... Everybody has one and lots of them stink.

 

Earplugs and a gas mask or respirator can curb both quite a bit.

"Yes, listen...Listen to the sound of raw silence. Is it not serene?" -Konrad Curze- WH40K

 

Green Eggs and Ham was the product of a bet. Dr. Seuss was bet 50$ he couldn't write a childrens stroy with less than 50 different words.

 

Margaret Mitchell read library books while recuperating from a car crash(this was pre-seatbelt, mind you). Her husband got tired of running back to the library for more books, so he jokingly told her to try writing one instead. She did. You may have heard of it, it was called Gone With the Wind.

 

Supposedly, if you pack too many pistachios in a container they can generate enough heat to spontaneously combust.

 

You physicaly can't touch the point of your elbow to your ear.