The vending machine hereby rejects your offer with such irritation that the invisible coin goes down the rejected chute and off into the night too fast to be able to track, sorry. *chocolate coin*
a 1000 page book on the history of the word nothing with a note on it from your teacher (who is included with the book by the way) telling you that you must finish this book by tomorrow complete witha ten page summary of it. *nonexistent coin*