you colapse die, and shoving your body asside i approach the vending machine only to find i have no change. so i squash leaka flat and fold him oragami style into a coin... *leka coin*
You get a Leaka who comes back from the dead and takes out that stapler possessed with a salami sandwich *coin*
You get the god whose 'too big' spoon it was (look at his avatar) and he prods you with his cane thingy... *coin with picture of a god prodding someone with a cane*
every CD ever made and a note reading "Please orgaize these alphabetically by artist and them by year -God" *glowing coin*
You get an evil balloon that tries to strangle you[I don't think so cause the same guy made the Pop Tart commercials I'm sure I can think of something] *coin*
lol nice you get 68 kangoroo's, except you realize one of them is actually just some kangaroo freak who dresses up as one and there are actually 67 kangaroo's (I know not as good as yours, sorry) *coin with less attitude*
a mean old lady who is really pissed off at being in a vending machine even if it is new and improved and takes out her anger on you *a coin from the 20's that fell out of the old lady's purse as she tried to hit you*
You receive a contract that binds you to be a chimney sweep for at least five years, and it says in small print "It is compulsory to buy your own sweep" and seeing as a sweep is about ten hours work and three years off your life...g'luck! *dusty coin*
You get a swarming horde of dust bunnies who start chasing you around trying to chew on you *red coin*
You get..............................the vending machine dies before it can release anything. *monopoly coin*
you receive the mocking sound of a monopoly coin bouncing up and down inside a dead vending machine. *coin*
