No. Seriously. I'm lucky I can plot my way from one room to the next. Without hitting the wall. Repeatedly. Don't get me wrong, I'll paint you a beautiful landscape with lavish scenery. I'll crank out a dozen characters to populate this pretty place. Then they mostly hang out, sipping coffee and waiting for me, while I lord over them crying "DO Something! Interesting! Please?!" Oh wait, this is an introduction. I'm twenty-blahblahblah years old, and live in America's Mitten because I like complaining about weather more than I like moving. I'm kind of a big ol' gamer nerd. Fall Out, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Skyrim, Dragon Age... The list goes on. Expect shameless fanfictions. You have been warned. I have very good intentions when it comes to writing, and almost no follow through. I get ideas, mull them over for weeks, and once I attempt to commit them to paper pretty much lose steam. I figured joining a forum would we a good way to test my assimilation into human society---uh. Um. I mean.... Test my... Voice! Yeah, that's it. See if I can muster up some inspiration, and churn out something that passes as readable. Maybe even learn something. Anyway, expect to see me lurking around, inserting my snarky commentary hither and thither like an Easter Bunny of Sass. P.S: Hours for plot navigator are constantly in flux and inconvenient. No previous experience required, but that defeats the purpose of me hiring you. No health benefits, but first aid kit on site. Pay is non-negotiable and will be distributed in bottle caps. You'll thank me after the nuclear fallout.