Wayfarer's Tavern

I realize I used the word blame,
which was surely the wrong word to say.
He strives to inspire
our creative fire
in the form of a verse,
which is hardly a curse.
We should therefore call out his name,
and shout out a "Thank you!" to Wrey.

 

Hip Hip Hurray!
We all love Wrey
he gets up to rhyme
all of the time
let's hope he's here to stay

 

A Friday of rhymes
About so many climes
And all thanks to Wrey?

But what if there's angst
Or one has just to give thanks?
They can't just say
They are hurt or give a submission
Without a heartfelt act of contrition
For losing the Wrey-inspiration
Of rhymes with a mission?

 

A Friday full of rhymes.
Such interesting times.
Thanks to our favourite Mod, Wrey,
We'll have a great way to end the day.

 

I'm having a pain in my brain
this rhyming is a such a strain
I just have to try
I think I'll get by
But rhyming is such a pain

 

Indeed, it does.
My brain is full of fuzz.

 

I don't rhyme cause I have to
I see it as fun
I'll type something easy
whenever I want.

 

That was no rhyme.

 

Oh yes it was
it was so because
the last word in line
actually did rhyme

Edit:

Pardon my mistake
I see I was wrong
Forgive me, Queen of Cakes
and I'll say no more.

 

Want and fun have totally different vowel sounds.

 

I have a feeling that there's an accent involved here, Rei.

 

Hmm... to me they actually sound the same really... :/ I mean, I say them that way. I'll blame the accent.

 

I suppose it is.

 

Back from lunch break
and feeling so full
I fear a tummy ache
and that's no bull

 

Aaah, there's nothing like relaxing for an hour out front with my dogs.

Of course, in the last five minutes, two kids (a boy and a girl) from next door decided to scoot around the street with their fancy moto scooters they got for X-mas. They didn't talk to me, merely looked at me and my dogs as they passed by.

Well, my dogs began to bark at them, so I decided to call it quits and get them back inside. Not sure if I blame the dogs or the kids, because I wanted to be outside. (and I had a weird feeling that they would try something like get onto my front yard. That's happened before with another group of kids long ago when they used a tree to get into our backyard.*)

Still, it was refreshing to be out for a bit.

...

*Aaaaaand now I just discovered my apparent irritation/mistrust of children in general. Now, please understand that I don't mind them, I don't want any harm done to them (and believe me, I will help a child in trouble if I can). I just don't want to get involved with them or whatever games they concot.

 

I'm so bored at work
That I can't even smirk
And that is not very me

I need a good jest
To shake my dull rest
And cause me to giggle with glee

 

I've never seem so much people rhyming all at once.

 

if you think that this
is totally wrong
feel a sense of bliss
we aren't talking in song

 

Well here is your jest,
though I see you're logged out.
There once was a frog
in love with a trout.

The frog did his best
to court the dear fish.
The fish swam away,
It just wasn't her wish.

The frog croaked in pain
He felt resignation.
The trout swam to him
and said, "Such consternation!"

The frog said, "I know that
my aspect seems grim,
But if you would be mine,
I would live just to swim!"

The trout said, "My dear,
I'm not trying to be coy.
It's not your appearance.
It's because you're a boy."

The trout swam away
and met up with her "friend."
Even trouts can be gay,
and this is the end.

 

Wreyyyyyyyyy

what's up buddy?:redface:


anybody wanna hear about my new D&D campaign? (I'm a dork)

 

I do, I do
But we are all talking in rhymes
Just to warn you

 

Gnomes and dwarves in tunnels deep
Half-elven princes tall, aloof
Men with swords and wands to keep
the quest alive, for coin and truth.

 

You've been doing this for Hours.
Put the poetry back on the shelf,
Look at some pretty flowers,
Or even better, top yourself.

(That came across angrier than it sounded in my head. )

 

oh, I see

ahem, ahem

A changeling Rogue my character is,
an orphan from the wild of the Fey
A great campaign bestowing bliss,
our group is mighty and we slay.

I try

 

Not Bullywug or Gripley but Human Fair
he adventures in the open air
the Sea Wyvern he rides
as he fights the Savage Tide
While the party thinks Johan's a bore
he is saving souls for his god Pelor
While he fights for the god of the sun
his journey for glory has just begun
While dangers galore he is betwixt
Sadly, he's only made level 6.
If he persists he will excel
and finally reach an epic level
Still for now he's filled with dread
as he near the Isle of Dread...