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He'd be an absolute terror until the charge ran out. One phaser, withouty the supporting technology, is not that devastating in the larger scheme.

 

Just imagine...Napolaean rolling through Europe with a grand armee of steam powered war-bots

oh the carnage, it would be so epic.

 

He'd still lose half his army to cold when he invaded Russia. Maybe even more. Those war-bots would probably not do well in the cold either.

 

damn it!

 

Phaser?

What if he had the entire Enterprise?

 

oh man, that would be such a great christmas present

I would probably have an orgasm, and then crash her into the sun on accident, I think I would make a bad captain

 

Hello again, been away for a while. How are you all?

 

I would make the most of awesome of all Captains ever in Star Fleet.

I would have the suaveness of Picard, the roguish good looks of early first season Kirk, and the cojenes of Janeway!

My captaincy would be LEGENDARY!

Klingons would bow to me.

Yes. They would.

 

hey Cos

join my grand army of steam powered soldier bots and your life shall be spared

edit: LOL Wrey!

 

Sounds promising...Sure!

 

Jon, where is the boiler in those things?

 

What about the Romulans?

 

on their backs, along with the fuel source and the water tanks

it's okay, they're huge...don't kill my fantasy with your rational thinking!

 

So I shouldn't ask about gathering wood or coal to keep the fires stoked? Or how the soldiers fill the firebox on their backs. Ok, I won't ask.

 

They would take down their statues giving praise to Romulus and Remus, replacing them instead with my pulchritudinous visage in solid gold.

Edit ~ Not gold. Platinum!

 

ahem, see here good sir

the fuel source for my steam powered autamotons is regularly replenished by men from the logistics corps...using rather sturdy ladders

it's elementary dear chap *smokes on pipe*

 

Your logistics seems unwieldy, dear sir. The logistics corps must eat, those who provide the food must also be fed and have supplies, those who bring the supplies also need supplies.

Much people for the sake of automata.

BTW, which do you prefer for my legendary captaincy? Old school uniforms with the rank at the cuff, or new school with the rank at the collar?



VS

 

I'm a fan of the newer uniforms, but that's just me

and is it just me or is Riker totally posing in that pic?

gotta run guys...I mean literally run, it's time for me to go jogging. Be back in a few

 

He's not just posing. Mr. Man is holding in that gut for all he's worth.

 

You'd think we'd consider that, Cogito.

Plus, England has DALEKS!! Don't you see, man? England has Daleks, France has robots, Russia has whatever robot they've got.

We must get ready for the robot invasion!!!

*runs off to built army of robots*

 

What do we have? Don't we have robots?! *panics*

 

We have monkey-frog crossbreeds, FRONKEYS!

 

Do they have any chance against the robots?

 

Of course, they're fronkeys.

 

That's good then. *breathes sigh of relief*

What's up with everybody today?