Wayfarer's Tavern

Not at all, I prefer dogs. I just don't want a giant dog shedding on my bed and crushing my legs...

 

Link has learned how to jump the baby gate and join us in the living room.

 

I would do both of those things, but I'm no dog.

 

Hahahahaha. Lav. ^

 

*coughcough*

Hey, you still got my blankies!!

 

Arrg, it’s time for class and to turn in the five-page essay I wrote in a big hurry this morning.

 

Class... I feel your pain! I'm sure you did great with your essay, though.

 

My first dog was Tiger, a Chihuahua-Dachshund. When we got her, we set strict rules:
No feeding her at the table, she sleeps in her bed, she stays off the furniture, etc.

I don't think the rules lasted the week. She was a very pampered pet with loads of personality, and she lived a long and happy life.

 

Ten minutes til lunch! YAY! I'm hungry.

Nowwww school needs to be over so I can go home and see my daddy!!

 

Lee Lee, being a ****zu, has an under-bite which sometimes gives her an unusually reproving expression.



What? I can't even post my dog's breed name?

 

"No, Wrey. You may not."

 

Lol, that is.... somewhat hillarious.

 

I'm sorry, Wrey. I can't do that.

 

lol, I missed out on some good stuff

so HAL runs the forum? hmmm

startling

so I cant say ****zu

****storm

**** on a shingle

or

bat****

dang it

 

well it looks like I might be able to write something again soon, I have an idea beginning to form, piggybacking on a nightmare I had, and may see the light of creation sometime soon if I can get off my butt

 

Around the bend and by the stream
a fairy napped and began to dream
of little boxes lit up bright
and people watching all through the night.

 

youre getting too good at that, its creepy ^

 

No, no, no. Yer supposed to add a stanza!

 

Lemme try!

Hmmm...Haiku!

A sleepy tiger
lies near a trickiling stream.
A powerful beast.

How did I do?

 

ummm

there once was a man from nantuckit
who kept his huge #@%* in a bucket
said his wife on one night
tis not looking right
"well" he then said, just #@%* it!

thats a limerick, all I could think of, theyre not good unless theyre dirty

 

This is my best one. Dave gave the second stanza and then I went from there....

https://www.writingforums.org/blog.php?b=2047

 

There was once a boy from Mobile!
Who thought he could fix a ferris wheel!
So he climbed up a ladder,
that was covered with lather,
and almost lost his oatmeal!

 

cute John

that is a good one Wrey, you should publish some of these

 

Thanks. I like to think I've got some poet-talent in me.

 

I thank you kindly, sir. Even in the 'play places' here at the forum, I like to keep
in mind that it is a writing forum.

Ooo! I just realized. You can draw, right?