Finally started reading To Kill a Mockingbird because OutKast and my US history class managed to get me interested in the South. It's interesting.
Went on holiday with a friend, whose boyfriend I was worried would be jealous, until he said he wasn't. So I took his word on that. Yeah, he lied. On the train home he started snogging her repeatedly and then turning to me and saying 'Sorry if this makes you uncomfortable. ' Well you know what buddy? It did, and I didn't like the way you were acting.
I just discovered I can pretty or ugly up people's faces with my self-phone's complimentary photo editor, like make their noses smaller, eyes bigger, change the face or mouth shape, etc. I understand uglying yourself up for larks, but am I actually supposed to Android-photoshop a potential selfie into something more Hollywood-acceptable? The fun thing is, now I know what I'd look like after a nosejob. Threw my mug completely off-balance, so I better not do it. If it's a scene in a short, post it to the short story section, if in a novel, post it to the novel section. If you don't know, choose either. That's what I'd do.
Yesterday was Star Trek's 48th birthday. I truly hope the remaining original cast are with us to celebrate its 50th. There's gun'be some serious nerd partying!
So he snogged her dizzy in order to reclaim perceived ownership and dominion. Be complimented, friend. He fears the might of your manhood overshadows his own. It will happen to you often in the future. Own it.
Hahaha. Oh god I love you guys. What I'm worried about is that I'm now remembering what happened wrongly because I was tired or something. But still, it felt like that, and it wasn't a nice trip home for me.
For some odd reason, the term snogging paints the picture (in my normal mind) of sixty-nining noses and blowing snot into each others nostrils.
It's not my fault! I can't help how my mind sees words. p.s. Don't forget to neti pot after a good snogging.
Dude, I tried doing the neti pot thing because sinus trouble is the Fuentes Family Curse, but lemme tell you, that thing is a drowning jug. It almost killed me. I started sputtering and spitting as though I had just tried to breath under water, I slipped in my exaggerated state of discombobulation, in the bathroom, and I have a scar in my chin for my troubles. Neti pot = Tea Pot of Death.
When I get a sinus infection I just put the crevice tool on the vacuum and shove that bad boy up each nostril. Or take some vick vapo rub and put it in some boiling water and caver your head with a towel over it. That will clear you up in a jiffy.
I had a sinus infection that formed a mucus ball somewhere under my eye. When I finally got that sucker out, it was like a goshdarn super ball; it even bounced off the shower floor. I felt like Arnold in Total Recall pulling that tracking device out of his nose.
It sounds kind of immature from him, but there are a lot of insecure people like that. Maybe he will be fun company if he doesn't feel threatened. At least I hope the holiday was fun.
I've farted and burped with the best of 'em, Garball. Just...I don't want to know what goes on in your nose.
