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  1. Torana

    Torana Contributing Member Contributor

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    Weird Questions!!!

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Torana, Aug 14, 2007.

    you have to think of a really weird question.


    you dont necessarily have to answer it. but the weirder the better.


    first one

    When you pick your nose, where do you put it?
     
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    Actually, I've got a weirder question: Why do you keep making up all of these threads?!
     
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    She is into clothing. always enjoys new threads.

    Why do drive up automatic tellers have Braille keypads?
     
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    adamant Contributing Member Contributor

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    Most people are blinded by road rage.

    Why do 24/7 stores have locks on their doors?
     
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    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    To go with the bagels in the stores.

    Why did I get a ticket on the one way street? I was only going one way!
     
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    Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
     
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    Why does a door with no outside handle have a sign inside, "Not an Exit"? Shouldn't that be a wall?
     
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    I supposed it could be a wall, but I egress... I'm fresh out of questions
     
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    Why is it a hymn, and not a her?
     
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    Because you're praising Him?

    Why is it Caesar instead of Caesem?
     
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    Because it's a climax, not a descendmax.

    Why are there stop signs, but no go signs?
     
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    Oh, are you saying space should be white? Chocolate Bear is displeased.
     
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    You've never heard of whitespace?

    If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't a street lined with hice?
     
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    Why is the Earth Round and Not Square?
     
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    That would just be a Bizzarro world.

    Why isn't there a plural of nemesis?
     
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    Why is your face so ugly?

    Ooh... BURN!

    and isn't it Nemeses?
     
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    Why are zombies always so slow?
     
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    Speak for yourself! I have eight fingers and two thumbs!

    Why do we call it throwing up, when we nearly always do it straight down?
     
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    Why do we say cold is cold and not hot and hot is hot and not cold. Who decided to name them that way around.
     
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    What is your favourite toe?
     

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