I was torn between opening with a lame joke or a witty quote. I decided to go with both. A duck and a chicken walk into a bar with a flying nun* under one wing and a ribeye under another . . . wait, wait, think I messed somethin' up. Ah! Screw it. "I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school!" Brownie points to whoever can tell me who said that without Googling it. And I WILL KNOW IF YOU GOOGLED IT! What can you do with the brownie points? Absolutely nothing. Or maybe anything you want to considering they are an imaginary form of currency. But it's fun to watch people scramble about to earn imaginary things. How 'my doin here? Is my time up? Can I go sit down now? *No offense to any nuns who are part of this community, flying or non-flying. P.S. I only pretend to be a writer on the internet. In real life my charm alone gets me money and chicks.