What are you cooking tonight?

Shoot, just looked up Rocky Patel and it's a cigar, not some kinky curry-flavored cocktail.

Yet.

 

This Vegan "chicken" isn't too bad. The texture is slightly off, but it's editable.

Won't be eating it again though. Tonight would've been a much better cold cereal dinner.

 

Ringing endorsement.

 

Don't eat it. Tastes like sweet rubber mixed with sand. I'd type louder but then I'd fail the challenge.

 

I have a couple of vegan friends that keep getting me to try all these veggie products that "taste just like meat."™ They don't. They're generally not bad, they would just be far more appealing if they weren't trying to be something they're not, and people that haven't tasted meat in over a decade are not great judges of what meat actually tastes like.

 

I used to love the gas station frozen burritos that had "textured vegetable protein" in them. Ate them for years when I was on midnight shift.

 

Those still taste good. Had one last week - spicy beef, cheese and bean burrito.

Could use one now....

 

I miss them, but I'm talking about the ones that are

SPICY BEEF flavored textured vegetable protein, processed CHEESE food product, AND BEAN!!!!

Note: That's advertising red, not moderator red

 

How did you know the exact ingredients!? ...guess they do make em like they used to.
(ﾟдﾟ；)

 

Fudge poptarts

I was GONNA make some thinly sliced beef with veggies and a side of pan fried pork gyouza, but the stupid stovetop is busted

So poptarts it is. Hooray for toaster cooked junk food.

 

Ate the leftovers early in the day and don`t feel like using energy so it`s saltines and peanut butter for dinner

 

I found a recipe for DIY Velveeta online.

Not tonight, I have to work.

 

This gave me a hankerin'. I'm not even hungry, I just had leftover lasagna, but somehow I'm now in the mood for something that's over-spiced and reconstituted.

 

I read that as reconstructed and that was a very different meantel image.

 

Tis why we made it too the moon you see. In '67 Nasa figured this out,
and now you done and gave away the secret to rocket fuel. Now we will
never be able to visit the moon again.For shame sir, for shame.

 

I almost accidentally visited the moon the other day in the aftermath of some curry&tequila.

 

Pumpkin soup with homemade bread. It‘s one of my favourite recipes, but...

Spoiler

I‘ve made the soup several times already, but I realized only today, that I mixed up/mistranslated (the recipe is in English) cumin and used curcuma instead. The result is tasty, though. I guess I‘ll keep it .

 

Is that Vegan? Asking for a friend....

 

Yes, I think so (pumpkin, 1 potato, onion, garlic, curcuma , pepper and salt, olive oil), at least if you leave out the creme fraiche, which I have totally forgotten to ad today .

 

Hmm. Maybe I could sneak in the creme...

Thanks, loves. My desperate friend thanks you, I mean.

 

You're welcome (both of you ).

 

I oversalted some chili once, and one of the remedies is to add honey. Now it's one of my default ingredients.

 

Spicy bean and tofu burritos