What Are You Doing?

I don't think that that wad of cash would fit in Andre the Giant's g-string.

And now you've got Andre the Giant in a g-string in your heads. You're welcome.

 

No.

 

tres

 

Have plot ideas you come up with, but know you'll likely never get to? A conversation about butlers led my brain to a romance story I thought one of y'all might find interesting.

Set in merry ol' England in 1919, a story of forbidden love between a butler and his master, a World War I vet paralyzed from an injury sustained in the Battle of the Somme.

I'm never gonna write it (I'm focused on my fantasy) but y'all are welcome to it if you're looking for something to write.

 

Just watched this.

 

You tell people this for years and they argue with you about it, but you show them some anonymous schlub on Youtube and somehow it all makes sense to them.

 

But it has the TED logo. The TED logo is Holy, the TED logo is divine, all that takes place under the TED logo is right and pure and true...

 

Watching some random Sci-fi flick. Maybe later learn some Shibari from a
channel that teaches about that kinda thing.
https://www.youtube.com/user/twistedmonkstudios

 

I'm bingeing on adding my Bohunk ancestors from my dad's side of the family to my family tree. Which is funny, considering my dad never took us to meet any of them when they were alive, and his mother, who lived in a granny flat in our house, changed her Czech maiden name to Americanize it. My mom told me the other day that she once asked Grandma if she would make them kolaches, and she refused to have anything to do with the things, or with anything smacking of Bohemia.

 

Trying to get ideas for my next tattoo. I haven't settled, but this is pretty high on my list.

Spoiler: For Size

 

Nice, but it needs some color:

 

Wondering if somebody actually did this, if they would get punched in face...

 

Cleaning and wondering where this snow came from.

 

I have half a mind to try that with my next short story. It'll be flash fiction, 500 words of story wrapped in 4500 words of insufferable padding. I'll let you know if I get beat up as a consequence.

 

I am trying to figure out how to use one appliance that is both a washer and a dryer.

 

Are you a superhero?

 

Yes.

 

That's why you have no profile picture! It's all making sense now...

 

Sometimes you are unbelievably subtle.

 

Did I say cleaning? I meant getting endlessly distracted. Though my laptop wants to update so that be a good thing right now.

 

Makes you wonder if Superman's whole look is based on the fact that he was just shopping at Victoria's Secret and decided to show off a little.

 

Drinking Peach Coca-Cola



The article is hopelessly overtaken by events, as it's the 11th here and I bought the drink two days ago. If you like the way Cherry Coca Cola tastes like cherries, and you like peach, you'd probably like Peach Coke.

Pepsi Japan has been the leader in weird summer flavors for a long time:







I swear that all of these were (limited time items, so they're but memories now) real, and none of them were horrible. Not great, but not horrible. It's good to see Coke stepping up its game, we could have a full-on battle coming up!

 

Nothing beats the power of Hentai Kamen (roughly: "Pervert Mask"), a comedic Japanese superhero. (link goes to Wikipedia)

From the Wikipedia description:

The movie's poster is, well, roughly SFW, but I'm still going to wrap it.

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

The screenshot from the movie shows the rest of his costume. His genitalia are covered. Very little else is.

Spoiler: Not so SFW as the last

Really think about if you want to see this:

Spoiler: Here we go

This guy would leave Deadpool in therapy.