What Are You Doing?

My son got the 'blue snowball' USB, and that has served very well for him.

 

And then you put your mouth over it...

 

Getting snowballed sucks.
So is a blue snowball involve a blue slushie?

 

Iceee Bear!!!

 

Made the mistake of looking that up. Why would anyone do that? We all know it don't taste like ice cream.
We should have a vomit emoji.

 

Unless you're getting it straight...or directly, I don't want to make assumptions, from the source, you don't know for sure, do you?

 

Aw hell naw. No Icee Bear for me thanks.

My ex did it once, it was weird.

 

Let's just say that 'I have worked in the ice cream business', and leave it at that.

 

Now I am in the mood for Muffins.
Gotta get some soon.

 

"... that's me in the spot... light... losing my religion... "

 

Christmas is the earliest I can do...

 

Are you two passing notes across the classroom?

 

No comment.

 

I must keep a look out for something festive and seasonable then.

 

Amazon springs to mind...

 

That it does, that it does.

 

I may have found just the thing...

 

Or this one, perhaps.

 

I have a few things in mind.

 

a) Get a room
b) I know you're trying to do just that
c) Does anybody remember those kids' drawing tablets that had sort of a sheet of flexible grey plastic over a slightly tacky black backing board? You'd write or draw with a stylus that stuck the top sheet to the bottom one, allowing the black to show through?

Like this:



I once got a Christmas card for my girlfriend at the time that had one of those overlaid across the groin of a Chippendale-type model wearing a Santa hat and beard. The caption said...

Spoiler: On second thought, slightly NSFW

"Show Santa what you want stuffed between your stockings this Christmas"

 

You old romantic, you.

 

Who said chivalry was dead!

 

Questioning my own mind because a concept I set down a few years ago has resurfaced after looking at the fantasy elements involved.

Probably not safe for work

Spoiler

Sexual molestation by monsters unto human females. This is what I get for clicking that Shadiversity video