What Are You Doing?

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Avocado skin isn’t poisonous, though...

 

Oh god this book has gotten even stupider. Kline, a scientist working in the ISS, went from going “omfg don’t nuke the anomaly and our guys!” to smiling that the attack will happen anyway

And now General Dumbass is gonna risk World War III by napalm-bombing the anomaly. Said anomaly is, I remind you, is in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest in a completely different country.

Is Todd Howard the author of this book? Because I keep having this image in my head.

 

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Darwin, take the wheel!

 

Honestly - I just know about avocado skin digestion - it’s my leisure pastime.

 

"Trust me, I'm a Matwoolf."

 

Why is this even a concern? It's the second least appetizing part of the first least appetizing berry. If a human were to willfully cram their craw with avocado skins, then I think forfeiting their right to functioning kidneys would be the least of their problems.

 

Eating grapes and occasionally listening to the oldest niece tell me about her day. For some reason, if I'm eating fruit, I don't like to talk to people since I automatically feel like a movie douche-bag.

 

is what I am doing.

 

I have a weekend off

 

Posted signs. No calls today.

We’ll see about tomorrow... after the wedding I suppose.

 

Openly drinking at work.

 

Hot chocolate!?

٩(๑❛ワ❛๑)و

 

Waiting for no-bake chocolate oatmeal cookies to turn. (Not)Listening to some British youtube host, relating Reddit Glitch-in-the-matrix Creepypasta "True Stories."' Resigning myself to the table of contents for tomorrow. Pondering how to keep my cat from eating the newest leaves on my Lychee seedling.

-SIN

 

Oh I'd take that black one if I could.

 

Would have been nice given the weather, but no, whiskey sours.

 

Used to be able to buy those quite easily over here. Can't anymore. At least not that I've seen.

* Why is my spell checker underlining 'anymore' in red? Presumptuous bastard!

 

Falling dreadfully behind on my NaNoWriMo project, so I wish I was writing. But it's ten minutes to two am here now, and my nice comfy bed is subpoenaing me to appear between its sheets and snooze about the appearance of the insides of my eyelids. If I ignore the subpoena, I fear my bed will dispatch my old teddy bear to enforce it, and I am unable to resist my teddy bear. He wields the Power of my Mom, against which I am helpless.

 

Where I am, I think they're seasonal? There's an asian market near here that stocks them.

My sister happened to send me a bag of lychee fruit, so I decided to sprout one of them and raise it. Not in order to get fruit, otherwise I'd just buy a proper plant. Lychees don't even produce true to seed and I think they take like 15 years to mature. I just thought it would be a happy project. Well, Yadier, my cat, has decided that baby lychee sprouts have great tasting leaves. Plants throughout my whole house, but she has to eat those, specifically. =/

-SIN

 

Woke up confused. Weird. Eh. Still....it's a nice sunny-yet-cold day. I love these. Sipping mediocre hazelnut coffee and looking at occasional cars sneak by a sleepy intersection - life is grand.

Gotta take the brat to FAO Schwarz today so she can pick out a new doll. Dolls are creepy, but it's a cool creepy. The kind of creepy-cool you don't want to keep in your room at night..... >_>;


Have a good one, folks!

 

They've outlawed cats?!?!?!?(

 

Never. Our takeaways would go bust.

 

Called in to work on my day off.