What Are You Doing?

They're nice! Finger sandwhiches and tea at a little tea shop! I don't think my mother knows how to be not polite!

So no worries needed *snuggles*

 

You do realize that the whole "parent-fucking"-things you got going on reflects more on you than us, right? Moose, do you have any unresolved parental issues you'd like to talk about? Did you walk in on your parents when you were a kid? Is that still the only thing that get you off?

I might be a tad bit kinky, but I'm not some kind of freak

But what if I forget to speak English? Or what if they just want to see how I compare to your ex?

 

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put that sort of kink in a double spoiler in the erotica subforum with trigger warnings attached, we aren't all that adventurous!

 

Those people who just won't let you off the hook.

 

Wait, we had an erotica subforum this whole time? Why did I not pay attention in the nine years I’ve been here!?

 

You've been busy watching real porn?

 

I think he's just disappointed I didn't travel to his side of the UK! So he's acting out a bit

 

Dat Swedish ass, tho. :3

 

I just came back all alive from my lunch!

I did not get to finger any sandwiches - but had a nice veggie-burger instead.

There was no interrogation and I don't think I forgot my English.

Interacting with new people (especially sober) drains me off all my energy, so I'm extremely tired now.

Dat Swedish ass indeed!

 

Well Dress for Success.

 

I know, rite?

 

Logistics. Big ass, ugly, hairy, heavy, hurts-your-head surprise adulting.


(ETA: Eldercare.)

 

Finished chapter six, just 500 words shy of 10k (for this chapter - all of them are 10k). I just have to look through the chapter and flesh out a few parts, and that will add the 500 I need to reach 10k. Don't worry though, I'm not shooting for 100k. It only goes to chapter 8. I can't do long books.

Just looked at the date created of my first chapter in this book. If I keep up this pace, I would have written my first draft in one month. 80k in a month, if I keep up at that pace, which I doubt. I might finish by the beginning of August.

 

Good start to my day. I beat Karen. Peter I'm coming for you. For those who do not know, Karen is the default score on Tetris once you reach level 11, and those bricks start falling at terminal velocity. I was maneuvering that shit like a bus driver swerving through a land mine field in the Lincoln Tunnel.

I'm coming for you next Peter! Watch yo' head!

 

If you can put a moose in its place, the parents are no prob

 

(Swims up to side of tank)

Be careful about that — angry parents are a hell no one wants.

 

My brother, strangely enough, had the opposite problem. He and his wife of three months got divorced about a year ago and her parents were on his side. It was a very entertaining ordeal to witness.

 

Stalling— I don’t want to do laundry.

 

Packing. Was going to take a summer road trip, but the asking prices for the SUV I wanted to rent were a bit too high. So, I'm gonna go fly across the world and land in Shibuya. Not right now, but most likely next week Tuesday.

A chance to practice my Japanese, swing by Tokyo Medical University (Gotta keep up the goal), Akihabara etc. Apart of me wants to go to Osaka, just for the beaches, but I don't wanna shell out all that cash on top of what I'm already spending. >_>;

 

Being reminded why I have such disdain for Humanity

 

I can't stop browsing Etsy! Someone, please, send help!