Question [Solved] What happened to the Lounge, Writing Prompts. ect. ?

@Oscar Leigh there's no such thing as enough cat pics.

 

Let's balance things out. Damn cats can go choke on a hairball. Evil things, them.







Take that!

 

Down with dogs! Long live cats!

 

Know why its a dog eat dog world?
Because they already ate all the cats.

 

I can leave my cat for week. She's like "oh, there's food?" No problem, fuck off.

Dogs, you have to find a kennel or enlist a friend or whatever or they're dead when you get home.

 

Do not like this post.

You're not allowed to. I command you as YOUR NEW KING MOD! If anyone likes this post they will be in trouble, consider this an exercise of my authority. This is my first order and you all shall obey it

 

I think Kingtype is letting his new power get to his skull......

 

Your dog won't be dead when you come home, your hopes of ever getting your security deposit back might be, but not the dog.

Also, my take from this is that your problem with does is that you don't have friends?

 

I'll never love cats as much as I used to. Not only are they less social. But... let's just say I've seen things.
Dogs 4 life.

 

That's a pretty cheap way to get likes

 

Yes, they are less sufficient. They won't be dead, but they'll miss you. That's because they care. Cats are convient but there's a reason for that. Sociality is the root of morality. Cats only bond with their mates and offspring. They don't have friends. And I don't think they usually count you as family. Not in most cases.

 

Hey, if it ain't broke.

 

That's not true. Some cats LOVE people. LOVE them. They won't leave people alone. These are very smart, very affectionate cats. Really, it comes down to whether the cat supports Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. It sounds like you've only met the Clinton ones...

 

Hehehe. And yes, I said some do bond. Just they're not social creatures so it's not in their nature normally. Even their mates they tend to run off and never see each other. We really should have domesticated a big cat. They would have worked better because they have a strong family unit. It's the reason we choose wolves. I think we just choose whatever bobcat thing we used out of laziness. They weren't any big cats in Europe. Only solitary ones.

 

I had to start my career in politics somewhere.

 

Actually, despite what I said above, my cat Molly loves me. Everything thinks she's a demon because she growls at them and bites, but with me she curls up and purrs when I'm reading and couldn't be sweeter

 

Kingtype for president 2025!!

 

It's the difference between low information cats and, well, you know...

 

My cat's a total Hillary. She's only affectionate to me when she thinks she's going to get a treat. I give her the treats, and she ignores me. Only when I haven't bought treats in a while does she start purring and sleeping in my bed.

I think I'll rename her Hillary Caton.

 

So many cat pics... IT GETS MY SEAL OF APPROVAL!

 

Seeing as we're on animals right now.

 

If she's Hillary you can buy her affection.

 

Did you know I read the other day that a cat's purrs are at the right octave that they can heal tissue, for them... and you?

Maybe it's frequency and not octave...I can't remember which.

 

Maybe you've seen these memorable videos:

Funniest cat video ever.


Most incredible tourist video ever (if you don't have 8 minutes skip the first two).

Spoiler: if you are squeamish

It has a happy ending.

Tara the cat gets Hero Dog award.

 

I could never be president.

lol

Look at all the drama Bernie, Hillary and Trump are causing? And that's just on this forum alone. I think I'd much rather be a king or an emperor, ya know? If I had to be in charge I mean. I'D CRUSH MY ENEMIES WITH THE FORCE OF A HURRICANE AND MY PEOPLE WOULD BE INSPIRED TO DREAM MY DREAMS!




It would be glorious.