I'm so mad, I'm shooting daggars out my eyes...well...more like these weird beams...but still...mad at YOU *point*
Okay, you're my evil twin, right? Here to impersonate me and do evil stuff of which I'll take the blame and the entire frickin' nation's police force for? To the fires with that. We're duking it out here and now.
Snoopy, you have a perfectly good doghouse. Why don't you use it? What...it is infested with little yellow birds? You're a wuss.
So what? I watched the Cooking Channel last night instead of Conan O'Brien's last show. Sheez- that does NOT make me an idiot mister.