What is the avatar above you thinking?

I see into your soul, and you are mine.

 

Geez - nice airbrushing job! You can't see that bolt on my right side at all!

 

When we are done playing...is it ok if I go eat my own poop?

 

*takes in a lung full of air, then breathes out seductively*

They're not blue. *more air sucked in* They're azure.

 

My ball, my ball, my ball!

 

I have the prettiest...flowiest locks ever!

 

HELLO! Is this the lense? Does this thing work? Hey - I put my money in - when do my four pictures come out?

 

I know the ball isn't REAL prey..but it will have to suffice

 

There is no escaping these eyes.

 

Will you marry me?

 

I got my lunch right here and... aw, man! There's a hole in the bag!

 

^^Santa came early this year

 

Check out mah sexy wrist.

 

Wouldn't you believe it? Here I am - sitting pretty and all dressed up with nowhere to go - and someone's reading my mind.

 

MAN- Girl, why did you put me on LOLcats?

GIRL-

MAN- (Reading what's on LOLcats) "i can haz cheezeburger wif fwies"? What's possessing you to do this?

 

I prefer playing Guitar Hero...

 

What's the matter--never saw someone with two heads before?

 

Charlie: How's business?

Lucy: Not great. No-one seems to care about romance any more.

Charlie: What?! Valentine's Day is meant to be romantic? I thought it was nothing more than a cynical commercialisation of a pagan festival devoted to goats and archery!

Lucy: *sigh*

 

Child: But, father! Please! I must have a pony!

Old man: I've already told you: No. Now eat your vegetables.

 

^ Blah, blah, blah, who really cares?

 

I've been here a long time. I wonder why I haven't wilted yet. *shrugs leaves*

 

^ Yeah, when I say Spice I mean latin men.... I want them.

 

^ When I say spice, I mean smelly fertilizer. I want it.

 

I wonder why she has lines around her eyes at such a young age....

 

^I'm in the witness protection program. I ratted out the other heroin poppies. Don't tell ok?